Tastes Like Fried Chicken

This is the first episode during Chill's vacation and therefore I was miserably distraught and nearly inconsolable. However, JESS WOOD joined me and we got our ratchet on. We talked about Winning The Asshole Award, her Subway Butt Plug Incident, Government Health Care, Gang Violence In L.A. and how much Jess Wood Hates Your Kids. FRACTION & FRESH KILS supplied the music with the title track from the album EXTRA SCIENCE

JESS WOOD | @TheJessWood | jesswood1 via youtube

Winning The Asshole Award

Subway Butt Plug Incident

Government Health Care

Gang Violence In L.A.

Jess Wood Hates Your Kids

FRACTION & FRESH KILS: EXTRA SCIENCE

We talked to ROD and KAREN from THE BLACK GUY WHO TIPS podcast about all manner of issues, both pertinent and ancillary. The highlights included Historically Black Colleges and Universities, Education Failures, Party Culture, Black God vs. White God, Football "Bullying", Dolphin Ass Dolphin's Players (TM Elon James White), Hostile Work Environments and Living The Premium Lifestyle. They pretty much laid the egg this Chicken hatched from so thanks and love as always to them. FRACTION & FRESH KILS provided the song with ANOTHER ONE FORGOTTEN from the album EXTRA SCIENCE. Thanks to Chonilladotcom. Love from Hali to Miami.

ROD and KAREN

THE BLACK GUY WHO TIPS

Historically Black Colleges and Universities

Education Failures

Party Culture

Black God vs. White God

Living The Premium Lifestyle

Football "Bullying"

Hostile Work Environments

Listener favorite ERIK SOUTHEY joined us for all manner of foolishness. We went deep about Gentrification, Skinheads, Squatting, Dressing Your Age, the Politics of Gentrification and Why White People Are Still Super Evil. HALIFAX RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the track MAKE HYMN CRY from the album HUMBLE & BRILLIANT as a tribute to Atheism in general because I'm sure Chill never reads these. Love from Hali to Miami.

ERIK SOUTHEY 

Why White People Are Still Super Evil

HALIFAX RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY

MAKE HYMN CRY

HUMBLE & BRILLIANT

Gentrification

Squatting

Dressing Your Age

Politics of Gentrification

Why White People Are Still Super Evil

Atheism

Chill never reads these

ULTRA DOLO joined the show to discuss the Chicken's first birthday, gunpoint apologies for white evil, my corny hallowe'en history moment and the magic of electricity. We endured the Caucasian Contamination and Infestation Celebration part 2: The Bathroom Banana Bandit and an Ebonic Colonic as well. D'SISIVE provided the track THE NIGHT MY BABY DIED(WITH MUNESHINE) from the album VAUDEVILLE. Love from Hali to Miami.

 

ULTRA DOLO

The Chicken's first birthday

Gunpoint apologies for white evil

My corny Hallowe'en history moment

The magic of electricity

Caucasian Contamination and Infestation Celebration part 2:

The Bathroom Banana Bandit

Ebonic Colonic

D'SISIVE

VAUDEVILLE

THE NIGHT MY BABY DIED(WITH MUNESHINE)

In this episode the What's The Tea? Podcast invades the Chicken like a hoard of ravenous 17th century European settlers across the small pox ravaged plains of our podcast nation.  Not really, but damn, that would have been exciting as shit. R2ThaEdgy and Nic the Ju were, of course, awesome and Reggy and I compared diction size (you know he won), we talked about public masturbation, then Drake, appropriation of culture and I had the most help with an Ebonic Colonic yet. What can I say? These guys are the kind of people I feel like I have known for years after exchanging a few words on the internet. Good people, good podcast, check it out.

NOLELY NOLE & M MAC again for this episode. LEOPARD PRINT GOLD BRICKS is their album and I really can't put this thing down.  So fucking catchy. I'm absolutely putting the whole thing out this way. TRAP 'N' SEX is the track and I hope it causes the addiction in you it has in me lately. If so, go pick up this recording @nolelynole on twitter to find them.  Let them know where you heard their shit, it would help out a ton.  Please review and rate the show on iTunes and a thumbs up on stitcher goes a long way, thanks. Please DONATE and help us out guys, we could really use it. Thanks to Chonilla, as always.  Love from Hali to Miami.

R2ThaEdgy and Nic the Ju

What's The Tea? Podcast

Diction Sizes

Lexicontroversy

Masturbating in the Wrong Parking Space

Dropping off semen

Appropriation of Culture vs. Background Whiteness

NOLELY NOLE & M MAC

LEOPARD PRINT GOLD BRICKS

TRAP 'N' SEX

Caucasian Infestation Sanitation Celebration

This one is from the archive (recorded June 15, 2013) and contains the first Ebonic Colonic we ever recorded. I'm not sure if that's a selling point, now that I think about it. We talked about Kijiji murders, the day I could have killed myself and 7 other electricians, "What choo talkin' 'bout Ellis?" and remote control prosthetic technology that can be controlled with thoughts. Holy crap that is some crazy shit. We discuss the implications for the adult toy market and Chill first discusses her new found love of Skype. D-Sisive provided the music. The song is Shotgun Wedding from the album Vaudeville and it is sick. Super sick. Rate and review us on iTunes or throw us a thumbs up on Stitcher. Please click our donate button at Tasteslikefriedchicken.com. Love from Hali to Miami.

D-Sisive

Shotgun Wedding

Vaudeville

TLFC-28

28

Kijiji Murders

Strap-On Skype

Close Call With Electrocution

Wi-fi Controlled Prosthetic Dildos

Poem For James

First Ebonic Colonic

This episode Chill and I got talkative with AMBER P. from BLACK, SEXY, GEEKY AND MENTAL podcast. We love the shit out of her and had a really good talk. We discussed being savagely trolled by a two year toe headed and apple cheeked little girl, my hatred for coats on the beach and my recent run in with a couple of seedy drifters in my own driveway. Amber was ridiculously patient and kind with me while tolerating the Ebonic Colonic and generally kicked some being a podcast guest ass. Musical feature: NOLELY NOLE & M MAC with the track TRIGGA BUTTON feat. DOPEHEAD OF BRUISER BRIGADE from the album LEOPARD PRINT GOLD BRICKS.  Please visit TastesLikeFriedChicken.com and hit the donate button to help put in on this ratchetness. Thanks and Love From Hali to Miami.

Clove and Pete visit

Amber P.

Black, Sexy, Geeky and Mental

Midget Porn

Torchwood

Straightishness

#Bewbs

Sex Club

First 5 star review!!!

Coats at the beach

Grilling Mink

Ebonic Colonic

In this episode Chill and I were joined by comedian and podcaster MYQ KAPLAN. We discussed his erectile prowess, religion, being a vegan and his life as a non-monogamist. It was a fun interview and I personally recommend his CD: MEAT ROBOT on iTunes. Our musical feature was THE EXTREMITIES w/APOLLO CAMPBELL with the track MORNING AFTER from the album REFRESH. Thanks and love to Chonilla. Love from Hali to Miami.

Myq Kaplan

Judaism

Planes and Race

Marriage and Non-monogamy

Veganism

Ebonic Colonic

This episode Chill and I talked some crazy shit with actor, comic and podcaster JESS WOOD. It was super fun and I geek out of course. We talked about her life in gangs, her fascinating mother and her fucked up parenting style. This episode our musical selection was the track AT THE TOP by MAD DUKEZ and FRESH KILS from the OPEN AFFAIRS EP. Enjoy. Love from Hali to Miami. Thank you Chonilla.com!

Jess Wood

Crazy mother

Comedy bullshit

Gang friends

Bullet in the knee

P word vs the C word

Overcoming a hippy childhood

Overcoming Skype

Def comedy Jam

Chill and I were joined by Sherley and Clove of CHONILLA.COM we discussed not so dead babies, my super dark elf character, the new worlds of phone porn Chill is exploring, and we bid a sad farewell to some dude bros.  Turns out Douche Dog in the morning has bark but no bite. Tail between their legs, crying and running away like a little girl with a broken toe.  Love from Hali to Miami, thanks to Chonilla.com.

Clove and Sherley

Chonilla

The Midnight Madam: Phone Sex Manager

Baby rises from the dead

Mothers Know

Phone Porn

Clove and Sherley

Dude Bros downfall: Douche Dog dies in the morning

Bi-sexual porn

Where will Chill have the wedding?

1970 Ford Falcon

Another Ebonic Colonic with Mistress Chill