Tater Tots

Tater Tots

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Tater Tots episodes

  • Episode #18 - David Freitas

    Hey tater babies! Welcome back to the neighborhood. There is less than ONE MONTH until opening day and we are jumping out of our seats. The Philadelphia Phil-Harp-monic has finally completed its ensemble, as Bryce joins the boys in South Philly. We're buzzing about the plague of injuries that has rocked the Tater Tots class of 2018 across spring training, Philadelphia sports talk radio, and our Discovery Channel special television event, Trout v. Freitas. Come get it!

    Freitas' big fly

    Delino DeShields' great catch

    The foul-ballin'-est freeswinger in all of Japan

    Jaime Barría's record-setting showdown with Brandon Belt


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    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our theme song is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices

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    58 min
  • Episode #17 - Jett Bandy (mini episode)

    On another miniature (or "bite-sized") episode of the podcast (or "pod,") we discuss the exploits of Rangers catcher Jett Bandy, notable across the world for having a funny name. We also consider the low-quality of biographic pictures (or "biopics,") whether American sports should hold events in other countries (or "overseas,") and the efficacy of lemonade water-features (or "rivers of lemonade in your front yard.")


    Links:

    Bandy's Bomb

    The Red Sox are not in the best shape of their life.

    The Most Egregiously George Lucas-Ass Names in Baseball


    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices 

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    48 min
  • Episode #16 - David Fletcher

    Baseball's back! Well, spring training is anyhow. Nevertheless, we are effervescent. That, paired with the Manny Machado signing, lifts a weight off our shoulders as we shoot the breeze about Kaleb Cowart (who was reclaimed by the Angels shortly after we recorded), whether the Padres and the pitch clock have overstayed their welcome, Albert Pujols' ascendence to the highest home run heights, and the glut of David Fletchers (including the Angels' second baseman, who went 0-2, K in his first spring training appearance) that have flooded our inbox.

    David Fletcher's big fly

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    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode #15 - Ryan Schimpf (Mini episode)

    Welcome to our miniature edition of Tater Tots. A totlet, if you will. We need to squeeze in a few home runs before Opening Day, and we're passing the savings on to you!

    In this episode, we talk work woes, improv games, Manny Machado, and why the launch angle revolution hasn't been working out for this week's Tater Tot, Ryan Schimpf.

    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our sped-up theme music is still "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices

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    36 min
  • Episode #14 - Lonnie Chisenhall

    On a wet and wild episode 14, we consider starting a Kenny/Ken themed podcast, forget the existence of AJ Burnett, and compare Ben Revere to a binary star.


    Links:

    Chisenhall’s dinger,

    Early signs positive as Kaleb Cowart tries to pitch for Tigers,

    Chisenhall making amends in a big way,

    Lonnie Chisenhall living an active life even in offseason from MLB (video)


    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode #13 - Brandon Barnes and Taylor Motter (The Big Uniform Extravaganza)

    This episode was conceived at a time when we had a legitimate concern that there wouldn't be enough to talk about on this podcast. How wrong we were. This week we go long on the designated hitter, the scourge of red and blue in major league baseball uniforms, and implore Cleveland, Atlanta, and Derek Jeter to get their acts together.


    Links

    Brandon Barnes' home run

    Taylor Motter's home run

    Eric Newhouse (who is from Nebraska, not Iowa!) on Cleveland's trademark woes

    The Marlins' golf outing unis

    The Reds' throwbacks

    MLB Pantone codes

    Miami Vice style Heat Jersey

    Artwork by Shelby Criswell

    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode #12 - Colby Rasmus

    Bad sound warning: this episode has bad sound. Duncan just moved across the country so we're still working on a new setup. We'll get it sorted soon. :/


    Nevertheless, on this episode we discuss players who look like Pokémon, what you do when you don't enjoy the thing you're supposed to love, and we take our first ever mid-podcast break.


    Links

    • Colby's Dinger
    • Shanna Shi's Thread on Pokémon that have the same hair as major league players
    • Colby Rasmus on why he left baseball — and why he’s back
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      Artwork by Shelby Criswell

      Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices 

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      44 min
    • Episode #11 - Nate Orf

      Finally, the moment all you Orf-heads have been waiting for. This week we're covering Brewers' utilityman Nate Orf and his unexpected moment in the spotlight on the game's biggest stage. We'll also present you with some radical ideas for fixing the Hall of Fame, struggle with the grammar of Nate Orf's Twitter bio, and check in with notable Philadelphia Eagles fan, Mike Trout. Come on in, the water's fine!


      Nate Orf's moment in the sun

      His Twitter

      Mike Trout's Twitter


      Artwork by Shelby Criswell

      Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices

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      1 hr
    • Episode #10 - Germán Márquez

      Crack open a hefeweizen and throw a bratwurst on the skillet! It's time for our episode dedicated to the Rockies' Venezuelan pitcher Germán Márquez. This week we consider Bill Nye's influence on pop culture, the cost of prescription sunglasses, and whether Kyler Murray will choose football over baseball. 


      Links: 

      • Márquez's sweet dinger 
      • Michael Lorenzen's 3 home runs in one week 
      • Márquez's immaculate inning ($) 
      • Video of said inning 
      • Alex Blandino's e-waste adventure

      • Artwork by Shelby Criswell 

        Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices 

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        1 hr
      • Episode #9 - Jake Arrieta

        Episode #9 is here and we're talking about the most flexible man in baseball - it's Jake Arrieta!

        Other topics discussed include Willians Astudillo's home run celebration heard 'round the world, Trevor Bauer's unforgivable online habits, Francisco Cervelli's offseason workout regimen, and the man himself - Jake Arrieta - as an elder statesman in Philadelphia and a right-wing nut job.


        Artwork by Shelby Criswell

        Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices


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        54 min

      About Tater Tots

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      A tater tot is a player who hits exactly one home run in a given season, no more and no fewer. Here we endeavor to discuss those players and their impacts on the 2019 MLB season and beyond.