When tinder is your preferred tattoo booking platform and things turn out to be… less than professional. And a listener regales us with a story of a stranger who is down on his luck but determined to repay a favour.

One listener gets more than they bargained for whilst another writes us a story of their incredible powers of recovery!

Have you ever pissed yourself as an adult? Or maybe committed to getting tattooed whilst drunk in a foreign country?

Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong in this chaotic episode! However, we have a story where a listener was a bit too supportive of their tattooer and a harrowing tale of sepsis.

The perils of moral support and a valuable lesson about giving people a chance… when you probably shouldn’t.

A story from Kings Cross that highlights the importance of adult literacy. Along with a listener who came to us for genuine advice for a genuine problem. Advice we felt required some help from someone who gives guidance for a living. We called a priest…

The most picturesque location for a DIY tattoo shop quickly descends into bloody mayhem and a punter goes all out to win back her mans.

A listener referees a road rage fuelled street fight. And we learn the way to unlock the secrets of the universe is through meth!

As a little treat we thought we would put out our test recording which features a story that has cemented its place in tattoo folk lore for generations to come.

Have you ever had to hide a gun at work? Or hide a dick piercing?