Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a podcast! Well, not really, but everyone has to start somewhere and in this episode we discuss some of our first jobs—the good, the bad, and the sometimes just downright unbelievable. By the end, things go a bit off the rails and we make jokes about Paul Rudd for about 15 minutes. So, you know, a standard work day.

Highlights Include: Impromptu 'Mambo #5', Matt's Daughter is the Grinch of Pony Christmas, Floor Food is Good Food, King Midas' Golden Showers, Toys 'R Us Horror Stories, Court-Ordered Jobs, Way to Go Hawkman and much more!

We're not exactly sure what "going bump" is, but monsters seem to do it. Why do they only do it in the night? Who knows! But the only thing scarier than monsters is missing out on our new Halloween episode!

Highlights Include: Cory's big announcement, wolffriends, is Matt's very tall brother a monster?, monster love, probing, we design the monster of the future and much more!

We're back with a fall episode all about Back to School, and it's got everything you need for the school year (number #2 pencils, a 3 ring binder, college-ruled notebooks sold separately).

Highlights Include: Potty Conditioning, Jeremy the Homeless Lion, the Pencil Top Eraser Debate, the Moral Compass, Don't Worry About the First Month and much much more!

Keep your arms and legs inside the episode, becasue today we're continuing our Summer Fun mini-series by talking about amusement parks.

Highlights Include: Mr. Toppum Hat Causes Subway Delays, Buttpads, Jeremy in the Hall of Mirrors, Kiddy Coasters, Rides vs. Ambiance, Do It For Photo, Tinder for Rides, The Inevitable Discussion of Objectum Sexuality and much much more!

It's summer and that means people are going to want to go to the beach. Why? Who knows. It's a sandy mess, but in this episode we share what used to make the beach special, how we deal with it now, and share ideas to make the beach fun again.

Highlights Include: Cory's Recycling; Jeremy Gets a Blade at His Throat; Wearing Your Child for Popularity; Life's a Beach; 1950's Bullies; Digging Holes, Mandalas and Other Dumb Arts; Seamonsters and Seasharks and much more!

Collect call from hilarious banter, will you accept the charges? In this episode we're talking about telephones. from our rotary horror stories to the apps we've decided the future demands. 

Highlights Include: Filling the Iron Man Hole, the Circle Nightmare Machine, Inverse Child Tracking, Texting & Driving Is Cool, John Krasinski Lies About Blackberry, Depthphone and much more!

Grab the soda, the scary movies and the bowl of warm water for after we fall asleep because we're talking about sleepovers and slumber parties! From the sleepovers of uncomfortable children to the overnight sessions of gross teens to the drunken markerfests of uncomfortable, gross college students we touch on all the sleep-based festivities there are. We're also pleased to announce that from now on we're letting YOU vote on the musical style Matt sings the This Week In Adulthood theme in. Reach out to us on Facebook or Twitter and vote for what you want to hear!

Highlights Include: Jeremy Jumps at Thunder, Play Place Grease Applicators, Matt Cycles Through Cousins, Cory: Sleepover Fight Broker, Matt "Crackerhands" Adams, MST3K is a Sleepover Classic, The Queen of Walking, Marker Artistry, Hanglider Sleepovers and much much more!

Shake up your phone and spray this new episode into your earholes because we're talking about soda. It's sweet, it's sticky, and being the disgusting manchildren we are it's our only source of hydration. Joining is this week is Joel Torres of the podcast Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space. 

Highlights Include: A Mouthful of Hockey Crunch, Cave Man Soda, Root Beer is Sinful and Tastes Different After You Kill a Man, the Problem With Fruit Flavors, Suicide (the Drink, Not the Action), Soda for Cats, Japan: Innovating the Weirdest Things, A Mouthful of Ants and much more!

Shh! Quiet down or you'll attract the Podcast Goblin! You've heard of the Podcast Goblin, right? No? Well it makes about as much sense as the other stuff we've been afraid of. In this episode, we discuss all the crazy things we were irrationally afraid of as children, what we're still shamefully afraid of, and we explore the brave new world of silly things to be afraid of in the future.

Highlights Include: Sweet Sashes, Backyard Land Sharks, Why Did Everyone Assume Kids Wanted to See The Crypt Keeper?, Escalators: Nature's Killing Machines, Muppet Baby Nightmare Nanny, Chokeshack, Matt Joins the KKK and much more!

Show Notes:

Get ready to tickle the ivories, release your spit valves, and do all the other gross-sounding things that are apparently related to instruments because we are talking about making music. 

Highlights Include: Matt: Heartless Dog Murderer, Getting Serious About Medieval Times, We Bleep All of Matt's Foul Scat, Make Choir Great Again, An Important PSA About Not Playing Your Acoustic Guitar at Parties, Mambo #5 To-Do List and much more!