Welcome, Neighbor! All the cool people hold their headphones instead of wearing them...

It's a busy day today because we're having TWO parties in ONE!   The annual Soup-er Bowl Party, in which we pretend to care about football but we are most interested in the food...  

Luke (The Pod Ninja) is a Fair Weather Football Fan.  But he thinks there's something wrong with the men who care too much about sports...

Next: The Peaches asked The Pod Ninja to make some boxes, and he nearly killed himself. But, speaking of boxes, there's a story in there about how to make your wife (and daughter) sing and dance in the kitchen...

Later:  Silas turned seven, and his intricate birthday decorations have reminded us of the benefits of PLODDING.  

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