The McKinney Kids appeared in THE "A Christmas Carol" this weekend... 

Tis the season to LIE TO YOUR KIDS! There won't be a problem, provided everyone gets together and agrees to tell the SAME lie! (The social worker said so.)

Then: Luke and John endured a fairly brutal show this week. It wasn't the audience's fault! But they just didn't feel like laughing. 

Later: Why was there so much horsemeat in Victorian England? We still don't know. But the cats were happy about it. 

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