Neighbor, do you have ANY idea what sort of sports they're getting into Over the Pond?  Let us tell you...

Then, PDA--but not public displays of affection.  This is a super mysterious neurological problem where people don't like being told what to do. 

Later: Have you seen the movie "Rounders" with Matt Damon.  It's either a brillian tragedy or the worst movie ever made.  Write to tell us which you think it is.   (Also--when was the last time you saw someone reading a physical newspaper?)

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