We have several problems, Neighbor--and all of them involve moisture.   Cooincidence?!  We think not!

THEN: The Peaches learned a new term, and it will either help you become a better comedian or drive you crazy.  Proceed with caution. 

LATER: John shares a story about when he realized his bi-polar father was losing touch with reality.  But, on the plus side, he almost became the heir of an Aloe Vera Farm!

Contact the Comedian's family at [email protected] and let us know if you tend to be a bit of a conspiracy theorist.