'Ello, Neighbor!   We chat about accents and the fact that all roads are "on the way" home...  Also--when giving directions, what does it mean when you say "turn at the next light?"  Help us resolve a family debate!

LATER: We're not saying that EVERY Democrat will be murdered by their own mentally-ill child... But, there are a few Leftist-leaning parents in the "community" who are wondering whether they may be next.     Why are we treading so lightly on this topic?

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