Welcome to MARCH, Neighbor!  We've put in so much work to pull off another Art in Bloom fundraiser, but it is a testimony to how PLODDING WORKS.

There's no more hot chocolate, so pour yourself a mug of Poverty and tuck in for some good stories. We've got TWO examples of shocking/embarassing things that we managed to survive. And then we chat about how to eat an elephant...

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