Hey, Neighbor! Hand things to babies when you want them to fling them to the floor. 

Next, congratulations to the protesters for braving the flood and keeping all the kings away from America.

Later, Michael Tate of the Newsboys issued a public apologiy for grievous sin.  Why do we keep getting surprised by celebrity culture producing these sorts of scandals?   

In a similar vein, what would cause a teenager to tag along with his irresponsible buddies on spring break to Panama City?  Maybe it's the same lack-of-thought when a boy makes a pass at a girl who's engaged?

Make sure you stay at least long enough to hear John sing about Captain Crunch...

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