Hey, Neighbor! The Comedian's family lives within 75 miles of the Indy 500 race track, so we settle a very important question:  does racing count as a "sport?"  And can we call the competitors "athletes" when they sit in a car all afternoon?

Then:  Just a little more Labor/Birth talk... (Spoilers: Tabby is still pregnant!) (Also, apparently nobody knew what the date was when we recorded.) 

Later:  A former contestant on the Bachelor is struggling with "fertility issues." Just wait until you hear what kind!

And: have you heard what's happening in El Salvador? 

Finally:  John ignores a call from his wife. And The McKinneys conducted their annual Book Burning. Here are the details.

You can contact the Comedian's Family by emailing [email protected]