Hey, Neighbor.  Our beloved YouTube show, Starving Comics, is coming to an end.  (Or, it has already come to an end--since you're listening after the end.)  We hope you're thoroughly confused. Or at least angry. 

If you're sad, we can definitely give you a different emotion to experience...  

By the way, make note of the fact that Kevin James has a new comedy special, but John doesn't want to say anything else about it. 

Then: Lots of comedians struggle with needing validation from strangers. But that's not really John's temptation.  For the Peaches, taking a picture with Elijah Wood is actually VOMITOUS. 

Later: What does any of this have to do with a hoarder who keeps bottles of human waste near her fridge? People need to have their conscience trained...but nobody is willing to tell them when they're GROSS.

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