Hey, welcome back to the table, Neighbor Pkarlgh!  Did you know there's a new purple M&M?  Supposedly she's female, but we'll see how long that lasts...

Speaking of females--the women on social media are up to their toxic shenanigans again.  Newsflash: Women should be respected no matter what they're wearing!  (If you disagree, you're probably just an OLD BOOMER.)

Next: Before you call a woman a "nag," you need to understand she only verbally abuses her family because she HAS TO.  She nags FOR THEM because she loves them.  

Later:  a popular radio host broadcasted some truly terrible advice about encouraging daughters to make their own path and find their identity apart from their families.  In case you're wondering why women are so messed up, just listen to Delilah and follow it up with a song by the artist, P!nk. 

It's a jungle out there, Ladies!  Send your emails to [email protected] if you've run across Women Behaving Badly and you think we should know about it. 

We're going on Vacation with some of our comedian friends, and you're invited! Join us in July 2023 for VACAY WITH COMICS.  Details at johnbranyan.com .