If you're tuning in for this episode, you will be among the first to sample The Podcast Ninja's new Outgoing Personality! (Tell us if you think he's not being "serious" enough.)

We tackle other questions like: should men wear a suit and tie to church?  And should adults watch cartoons?...

Later: If you want to add rocks to your health and wellness journey, we have a great opportunity for you!  (It's basically witchcraft--but it's all the rage.)

Email the Comedian's family: [email protected]  Tell us what kind of "crystal" John should take to the Quack Doctor's virtual event.