Since you're our neighbor, you probably noticed that John has been landscaping THE PUDDIN' out of his lawn!  This has involved digging, chicken poop, and a bunch of wildflower seeds... But not a robotic lawnmower (yet).

Then, John was SHOCKED to discover that his beloved daughter (The Peaches) took a turn toward Feminism this week.  You'll never guess what she said to blow his mind. 

Later, The Pod Ninja (Luke) literally falls asleep while his wife his talking...  That's not an exaggeration or punchline.  He literally nods off while recording. 

Happy Mother's Day, Neighbor!  To contact the Comedian, John Branyan, or the rest of this family, simply email [email protected]