Welcome, Neighbor! Maybe you've noticed that fall is waning! And winter is... something.

We'll start off quizzing John for hipness, and he does not pass. 

THEN, the story of the Cracked Toilet... and are angels clean-shaven, or do they have beards? 

AND, help us come up with a good punchline for this prompt!  What name would you give to an award show/ceremony for mediocre movies?  (The computer's answer was "the Descents."  But we can do better.)

LATER,  why do we have so many friends being disfellowshipped from their churches after years of faithfulness?  Maybe parents and church leaders are struggling to discipline their toddlers in order to RESPECT their teenagers.

(Also, should parents hide knives from a 14-year-old?)

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