Welcome, Pkarghl!  
The Pod Ninja saw a church sign that he didn't like very much...  If you want to make things REALLY WEIRD for the men at your church, John and Luke can tell you how. 

Then: God is very mad at librarians...  But let John tell you about his conversation with Sheila Gregoire first.

Later:  If you want the PERFECT GAME for bossy women--may we suggest The Sims?  Or Roller Coaster Tycoon?

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