Tea with Teri

Welcome to Fall!!  Teri talks about the new series Away and Steve talks about the show he recently discovered - "Mike Tyson Mysteries".   Teri and Steve swap stories from Vegas that include meeting smarmy actors, bubble tape, and playing "Pro/Not Pro".

Teri discusses the mango and its secret center and also talks about the need to pace yourself during quarantine.  Teri describes her dislike of chicken wings and picnic tables.  Steve decides to steal the idea of "time to end your acceptance speech" music on some of Teri's stories.  Teri tries to explain to Steve why banana and bread pudding aren't gross.  Teri tells gross buffet stories and proves again that she is the worst person to ask to protect your food from wild animals.

Teri tells the story about her encounter with a baby squirrel.  Steve explains how Oktoberfest is different from a Renaissance Festival.  Teri and Steve agree on the creepiness of winking.  Teri describes her amazing sneezing trick and provides an update on 90-day Fiance - Tacky Americans and the Moldovan Bread Dance.

WE HAVE A WINNER!  The new T-shirt winner is announced.  Steve gets to play with dry ice and Teri discusses the national dry ice shortage.  Steve and Teri discuss some of the antics of former Louisiana inmates . . . I mean Governors.  Steve reveals how his first experience with messaging almost got him fired.   Teri discusses text etiquette in group texts.

Second t-shirt contest!!   Match the sound and win!  Teri imagines a super-creepy version of Mr. Magoo and talks about YouTube remixes (link below).  Teri remembers the "Planet of the Apes" Christmas Marathon and wonders how the humans got their tailored bikini outfits.  Steve wants to patent "Gigakegs".  New "Name That Show" where Teri guesses movies based on iconic phrases.  Teri and Steve disagree on the key phrases from Casablanca.  Steve describes the "Mandela Effect".  Teri's phone robot is still giving her disturbing messages.

 

Sweet Brown's orignal interview (she is awesome) and remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMsAQ4QD0E

Steve proposes a new tea to promote social justice and asks Teri about COVID shaming.   Teri shares her abridged story about her first cell phone and discusses the magical properties of Tea Tree oil.  Steve suggests they do a science experiment on Teri's toes (which goes about as well as expected).

Teri explains how the technical details on how the internet works.  Steve and Teri compare their ability to kill houseplants.  Steve discovers that Teri's nephew has the same secret identity as him.  Steve and Teri try to decide what was the worst gift they have ever received.

The winner of the T-shirt Contest is announced!  Teri shows off her foreign language skills.  Steve relives his almost amazing adventure at Malaysia's Batu Cave.  Teri talks about the Malaysian Monkey gang wars and her face-off with a cracker-loving monkey in Costa Rica.  Steve shares survival skills and learns that if Teri is ever on a "Teri vs. (insert any wild animal here)" show, he should always bet on the animal to win.

This is our 1st FREE T-SHIRT contest.  Be the first with the answer to win!

 

Teri explains why the term "From the 80's" is vague.  The Tea Team talks about their favorite 80's B-Movies - Motel Hell, The Toxic Avenger, The Evil Dead, and Flash Gordon.   Steve explains why the "The Blair Thumb Project" was better than "The Blair Witch Project" Teri tries to decide which faux-meat is worse:  Haggis (calf offal), Tripe (Cow stomach/butt), Spam (God knows what), or 3D printed meat.

 

Good luck to everyone on the T-Shirt contest.

Teri and Steve discuss road warriors adjusting to living in quarantine.  Teri discusses her travel planning skills and begins to realize that traveling light is probably just for other people.   Teri and Steve debate the pros and cons of possums.