Tears Over Beers

I'm pretty sure this is our shortest episode.  Don't be mistaken though.  The episode being shorter than the others does not mean it's any more concise.  It's brought up in this episode but I'm repeating it here for emphasis: the sacral gate is located in your gooch.  I was thinking of naming this episode "You Gotta Unlock The Sacral Gate In Your Gooch" but I decided against it.  Oh also we talk about beer and music, I promise.

Beer list:

Triple Berry Jam - Foundation Brewing Co.

Cherry Berlinerweisse - Neshaminy Creek Brewing Co.

Buenaveza Salt & Life Lager - Stone Brewing Co.

The Strongest Woman On Earth - Forgotten Boardwalk

Song list:

2 Atoms In A Molecule

Shape Of My Heart

Second Love

Mary

If it doesn’t feel right, then it’s wrong? This was a weird day, but we got through it~ In this episode, Glennn needs to nail his dialogue or else he can’t sleep, and Wyndy the Witch is a real-life Sour Patch Kid.

We had some technical difficulties on this ep around Pinegrove’s album “Cardinal”, but ya learn some deep crap. We talk about trying to be present regardless of being lost, knowing the good times when you’re in them, and how relationships aren’t the key to happiness and where it actually is located.

Beer list:

Sour Me Strawberry & Grape - DuClaw Brewing

Froot Stripez - Magnify Brewing Co.

Triple Swirl - Brix City Brewing

Bad Decision Juice - Backlash Beer Co.

Song list:

Old Friends

Cadmium

Aphasia

Size of the Moon

Alright, this is a double dose of T-Swizz.  This is our longest episode to date.  It's a double episode, but it's not really double in length.  It's like, half an hour longer?  It's kind of like when manga's will be like "oh there's a special double chapter this week" and really there's only like five more pages than usual.  Does anybody reading this get that reference?  I'm not really sure what the cross over is between TOB fans and people that read manga.  Anyway, shoutout to the 3 people that got that. Email us a [email protected] and tell me that you got it so I can reply to you all invididually and tell you that I love you the most.

Originally I was gonna put the synopsis of the first Naruto Shippuden episode here but I mean Wyndy already does not like me referring to this as Tears Overs Beers Shippuden so I figured it'd be a bad idea.  Honestly though I feel like there's like a ~8% that people read these so I could probably get away with it.  Anyway, if you are reading this feel free to email us a [email protected] and narc on me to Wyndy I guess.  You snitch.

OK, we're back for real this time.  We've got some newer stuff in the chamber but for now here is our lost episode.  This was recorded back in the before time in October of 2019.  You can tell this was from the before time because we still had a hint of hope in our voices.

Somebody call Thin Lizzy because the boys are back in town. That's us. We're the boys. And the town is your feed. Anyway, this week we're going over the soundtrack to 500 Days of Summer and drinking some beers from Brix City and Magnify.

But also we talk about the movie a lot. It's a good movie.

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The episode that tries to get it together.

Wyndy the Witch, Rolly Glennny, and Good Guy Louu get punchy with Metric and beers from Kane and Magnify.

Wyndy the Witch is super into minimalism, and Three N Glenn wants his parking spot. Two U Lou finds out what Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” is about.

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Wyndy the Witch, Non-Gold Glennn, and Two U Lou reminisce with 90’s boy bands, 112, Boys II Men, Backstreet Boys, and *NSYNC, with beers from Cape May, BrewDog, Harpoon, and Asbury Park.

Wyndy has impeccable taste in boy bands. Spider Glennn continues his mash-up identity/existential crises and also says a lot of things ironically. Louu’s amberosity & translucidity scales. If you’re sexy and you know it, learn the song & clap your hands on time. Also the word is omnipresent.

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The episode where we go muff diving at night.

Wyndy the Witch, Hot Boy Glennn, and SPECIAL GUEST Lou with Two Us go down on Protest the Hero’s debut album, Kezia, with New Jersey’s first craft seltzer, J’aime Sparked Seltzer, and beers from Magnify & Treehouse (thank you, Manny & Rachel)!

Also: The Big Kahuna. Wyndy is problematic, and Glennn simultaneously peaks and plunges on segues. Louu mouth solos.

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The episode that’s fun to play with but not to eat.

Wyndy the Witch and Glennn Villain get lonely with songs from the amazing Mitski! and beers from Dogfish Head, Hokkaido, Goose Island, and White Birch.

Also: The startling return of Ghost! Glennn shoplifts from Target, and Wyndy is innocent of DARE carnival allegations.

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