Hello super nerds and geek friends in this episode we explore these amazing topics:

Wannacry news, but wait there’s more crying involved!

Adylkuzz Don’t step on this crypto mining Wannacry variant, all your coins are to be mine.

New virus using all 7 of the NSA tools (Eternalrocks) and it rocks your boat and leaves you locked down and crying. ( With no paddles.) Sinking. Quickly.

Zomato leaks - India has delicious food, and delicious snacks and hacks with side of curry.

Does your internet need PATCH? We think it does, a group is pushing for legal protection for hack reporting and protection against stockpiling all the hacks/exploits.

Download of the week - Bluestacks.com

WannaKiwi, Wannakey decryption tools, we pity the fools who rebooted after getting this bug, but if you don’t reboot and use one of these tools, you MIGHT get your data back.

Canned air sales!   It's so light and fluffy and selling like solid gold hot cakes.

Savetheinternet.com / Net Neutrality - What is net neutrality and why it matters to you… annnd how you can save the internet.

Netgear metadata, Do you need a new update that keeps more than your router stats on file? How Netgearing cataloging your entire planet of things? Get this!

FCC DDOSSED? Or not? Or maybe bot?

Windscribe.com - 10 Gb of free vpn power. Free.

Morgan freeman greets you!

Google I/O reveals sweet new AI enhanced features that will change the way you use your cell phone camera and introduces new tech!

3D printing ovaries -  AND THEY WORK! At least so far in mice.

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Welcome to the 41st Podcast! We’re missing one of team members this week but we try to make him proud with great content hot off the internet shelves. As if the internet had shelves, but it does have tubes. Lots of the tubes.

If the contents of this episode were brought to you by WannaCry. It would encrypted. And you wouldn't be able to listen to it, because we are not paying the ransom. Not gonna happen.

This week we learn about supercomputers with super non-security problems.

Does your computer have mictray.exe? The latest greatest keylogger from HP? It could. Learn how to tell. You'll flip for these new phones. The latest and greatest revamp on an old classic.

Microsoft is revising windows AGAIN, even more sticky gui. Do you need blinky lights in your hands? RGB gone too far. Less Bio and more hacking of the bio. When your pirates get pirated by real pirates. Disney consults the FBI.  All that and more! And how!

Wannacry (wcrypt virus news) The latest escaped love child of the NSA leaked malware tools. Hopefully not coming to a computer near you.

NSA SUPER COMPUTER - Did you leave your supercomputer plugged in and unattended on the Internet? The NSA did. Find out more.

MicTray.exe HP Keylogger It slices, it dices, it logs every keystroke. Thanks HP!

Bitcoin - Reflecting on a guy who lives and breathes on Bitcoin.

Xiaomi - News and gossip about more affordable smartphones.

Samsung flip phones “SM-W2017” full flip phone with large screens for the flipping. More screens for more flipping technology. This is flipping amazing.

MS GUI UPDATE - Microsoft is at it again. Updating the gui in an update soon to be released.

Leena and screen mirroring - Talking about using your android phone as a pc with a simple launcher. Launching into new territory on the cheap and by cheap we mean free.

Biohacking dumbness - Dude, it blinks! Let’s shove it under our meat flesh and see what happens. Sounds better in theory.

Intel-gents: Intel Gentleman and Gentle Ladies are talking about rumored new processors for the distinguished pc enthusiast.

Disney gets pirated by real pirates. And how!

The Orville! New Sci-fi comedy show coming out this fall. Looks pretty hilarious and nerdy.

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Hey it’s Episode 40 of the Tech Overlords Podcast!

This week’s exciting new episode, moldy bread and “fire” Doritos, our classic lunch special.

00:35:00 Google’s new hue of Fuchsia. Is it something special or just another Android GUI?

00:37:00 Are you tired of the boring old Dandelion Yellow Crayon? Well according to Crayola, Blue is the new black.

00:43:00 Not getting enough sensory overload? Now right at your fingertips we can 3D print sensors, for your fingertips!

00:48:00 Instagram lets you finally upload photos!

00:51:00 What’s special about the Amazon Touch Screen? We’d all like to know.

00:57:00 Since we’ve all gotten good at turning off all the telemetry in Windows 10, Microsoft is bringing Cortana straight into your house, like Google Home and Amazon Echo.

01:00:00 Are you an enthusiastic overclocker? Intel is enthusiastic about your money, but not necessarily your satisfaction in their advertised unlocked i7 7700K CPU.

01:09:00 You thought Microsoft wants to know more about you, the UK’s Investigatory Powers Act brings the law straight into your telemetry like a Borg Assimilation Beam.

01:17:00 Software of the week: Ninite.com

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Hey, welcome to another Tech Overlords Podcast. This week we’ve been losing sleep over all sorts of tech news but also wild animals, and not just Dave. Listen in to find out why!

23:00 Microsoft’s Creator’s update really doesn’t want you to use Control Panel.

28:30 Dave’s favorite childhood video game is getting a sequel, River City Ransom: Underground.

32:15 John Mcafee is making the world’s most private cellphone. I hope it’s more secure than his antivirus.

36:30 WhatsApp and Siri are getting along now. Now when you want to secure chat while you’re driving you don’t actually have to take your eyes of the road.

43:20 Ever wished you could be an action figure? Solidiphy brings you a step closer to your dream come true!

46:00 Apparently Burger King thinks you don’t know what a whopper is. They use OK Google to instigate an advertisement inception.

49:30 Internet leak again, CIA tool scribbles knows you’re using their secret documents.

57:40 Net Neutrality is super important, but there is nothing funny about it. Go call your state representatives and senators and tell them what you think. Like seriously, go now. Do it. Well after the podcast, then you should definitely definitely do it. We’re not joking! But seriously do it, after the podcast.

1:04:00 New Hacker in town The Dark Overlord, he’s spoiling all your shows.

1:09:30 Raspberry Pi for ten bucks. That’s like the cost of a real pie!

1:11:00 Microsoft is making it easier for your best friends to annoy you even more frequently.

1:15:40 NSA stopping snooping program. Probably because they got a better one.

1:19:00 Facebook knows how you feel, especially if you’re an angsty teenager.

1:21:00 Nintendo Emulators are the software of the week.

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Hey! Welcome to Tech Overlords Podcast Episode 38. Dave, Brayden, and Nathanael cover the latest tech news. This week we get into a bit of who has been tracking you and how.

5:55 Our thoughts on VR. One of us is optimistic, one is pessimistic, and the other is neutral.

24:00 David’s new machine will melt the coffee right off you.

29:00 David’s caffeine addiction has helped him on his next CPU choice.

31:50 Juicero or JuiceZero this $400 device will empty your juice pouch for you!

37:00 Do you have a sneaky suspicion your headphones aren’t just playing music?

48:00 Project Baseline, or should we say, Project Never Die? Google has some interesting companies.  

55:50 Is your Windows OS phoning home a little too frequently? Has Facebook collected a little too much of your data? Webroot has the solution for you!

1:01:00 We talk about a great program to help fix desperately broken computers. Check out Parted Magic.

1:03:00 Did you have an extra hole in your head that’s embarrassing? You don’t need to pick up radio signals with that plate in your head anymore.

1:11:00 Intel is offering a bounty on it’s own bugs and you don’t have to be Han Solo to find them.

1:12:00 It’s still a cat and mouse game when it comes to Windows and patches. Someone has figured out how to get Kaby Lake to work with an OS other than 10.

1:16:00 This cool new tool will tell you if NSA has pwned your computer.

1:17:00 Uber’s app takes you for a ride.

1:20:00 Do you want to get the most out of your already outdated RX 480? Why not flash it’s bios to make it think it’s new again!

1:22:00 Microsoft sends it’s dear old friend to see new Vistas.

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15:15 Pfsense and Sensibility -  This week we talk about tricky snort stuff and a bit more pfsense and sensibility. Making the most of our spider pfsenses.

20:00 Nathanael’s Computer - Building a computer? Don’t try this trick at home kids, you may wind up redoing your entire project, also we give you advice about DMI and UBS ports. And also cats.

32:35 Apple Cars - Do you want in on the self driving car game? Too late, Apple is baking something good up. And no we don’t mean fresh baked apple pie cars, we mean self driving autonomous cars.

38:00 Google Russia Monopoly 7.8 Million dollars. In mother Russia, you don’t google monopolies, monopolies google you!

40:00 Not Terminator - Do you need an intergalactic Robot army? Well Russia ISN’T building said army with uncanny dual wielding abilities. John Connor would be safe here.

44:31 Test Driving Atmos - Are you tired of those tinny non surround sound speakers? Atmos modules can change your life. These ain’t your mama’s speakers. They actually belong to Brayden and he just set them up.

50:00 Phantom Phone - Is there a mysterious force in your back pocket buzzing randomly, only to not be there? You may seek medical help in some cases others may be experiencing Phantom phone addictions.  

56:15 Shadow Brokers - Is your shadow broken? Have you found any large software dumps on the internet? Perhaps you have mysterious files on your computer *cough cough NSA HACKER TOOLS cough cough* Listen to find out more.

1:12:23 Star Wars x2 - Not to be confused with the Trekking type. Haven’t seen the new star wars trailer? You can now for the low low price of YOUTUBE!  

1:14:57 Cat Island Neco Republic - Does your cat stare out the window for long hours at time, wondering where it belongs in the universe?  Does it look for the single sunny spot in the entire house? Well now it has it’s own country to discover exactly where it belongs.

1:17:00 Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Stranger things have happened to MST3K, including NEW EPISODES! Listen for spoilers and more!

1:18:00 Intel IDF - Are you bored of your PC? So is intel! So they cancelled themselves or at least they canceled their non exciting idea fest. (Intel Developers Freakshow, we mean Forum.)

1:23:00 Robot AI - Siri got you down? Ok Google too generic for you? Try Musio! Not only will it correct your grammar,  it can teach you modular things. It also looks like a marshmallow ewok stormtrooper with expressive eyes.

1:26:00 Kodi.tv - This software will change your life. Or at least your media life. Try it and see!

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Hey we’re back! We have a lot of cool and exciting news to talk about! We also have a small studio audience this episode too!

10:20 Brayden is bingeing Mass Effect: Andromeda.

25:20 Activision Blizzard is using a different game design company to make the next Call of Duty game, and you’ll be very surprised who is making it.

30:20 Dallas has the greatest alert signal for when their Emergency Sirens are hacked!

33:20 We talk about Newegg’s recent shenanigans with their pricing schemes.

40:20 AmazonGo is having an in store capacity issue.

44:20 Dave geeks out a bit over Richard Browning inventor of an Iron Man-esque flying suit.

49:20 FCC getting ready to roll-back its net-neutrality laws. Apparently an honor based system is going to be far superior to actual consequences to cornering the market.

51:20 Advertisers are having problems with YouTube and potentially pulling out a billion dollars of revenue for the service and content creators.

1:03:20 Baidu a new competitor to OpenAI’s AI is getting a little scary.

1:07:20 Do you sneeze and fart at the same time? With the new earbuds in development you can add formatting your hard drive or texting your mom at the same time to that list.

1:10:20 David is drooling over a cool new gadget coming out. Android Computer/phone

1:15:20 Are you looking to get into international espionage it’s getting cheaper to get into it. The Shadow Brokers are making it easier than ever!

1:21:20 Software of the week: MakeMKV.com.

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We’re back with another exciting episode. We we are trying a new format. Let us know what you think.

This week Brayden is trying out Pfsense on his home network.

We all watched the new Star Wars: Rogue One movie and unanimously enjoyed all the puns!

10:10 Do you have a tracker? Don’t know how to get rid of it? David gives us some great info about the seedy underbelly of society, and by seedy we don’t just mean grains of rice.

National Human Trafficking Hotline at 1-888-373-7888.

19:40 Did you know you can get epileptic seizures from Twitter?

29:10 Trafficking Pirated Tractors.

39:10 Neuralink the newest corporate venture of Elon Musk might bring us a new ways to communicate with our computers.

44:10 Man, Elon Musk gets around. OpenAI improves Artificial Intelligence.

50:30  Intel Optane, maybe not the most revolutionary tech, but it sure looks like it is going to bring old computers back out of the basement.

1:00:10 Bellingcat helps you deal with the alternative facts.

1:05:10 Software of the week: Krita

1:08:10 Not sure when the best time is to use the lavatory on the airplane? Thanks to Lifehacker.com, now we know!

1:19:10 Microsoft’s Docs.com search feature goes down then goes back up. Your stuff is still out there for everyone to see.

1:23:10 Delightful Turkish hackers claim to have hacked Apple iCloud accounts. They demand cash by April 7th or they cache out.

1:25:10 Are your cats brominated? Some new findings have revealed some troubling news about your favorite feline friend.

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We’re back! We thought we’d make this a short episode, but you’re in luck! The articles just keep rolling in.

5:00 Apparently Amazon’s Alexa cannot tell you lies.

17:00 McDonald’s and Denny need to work on their security when it comes to their Twitter feed.

21:40 We’re guessing that there will be an open position in the Secret Service. Taking selfies and losing laptops are probably not good ways to keep your job.

31:20 Software reviews, this week we have decided to create a segment where we review our favorite software to share with you!

http://www.shortcutmania.com

35:00 Whatsapp encryption hack. Don’t click links from strangers!

40:00 Google has added a great new feature to its Google Home assistant.  

49:25 Amazon has decided to beta test a cool new feature to get the delivery guy shot.

53:00 We want you to vote! Does the mask look like Brayden or not? Go to https://twitter.com/tekoverlords and vote!

54:40 Having trouble with drones flying around your house? Well for just $3.4 million a Patriot Missile system can take care of that problem for you.

1:01:00 In the not too distant future NASA’s Valkyrie robot taking us to Mars tells you how it feels with its chest.

1:11:25 Do you use windows 7 or 8.1 Microsoft has a great new excuse to get you to install Windows 10, it’s the new Kaby Lake and Ryzen cpus!

1:18:10 If you live in Minnesota don’t Google search Douglas.

1:22:00 Do you have a spare supercomputer laying around? You might be able to discover the next solar fuel catalyst.

1:30:00 Researchers found we might be able to get your body to fix itself from some new MS research.

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We’re not repetitious. We’re not repetitious.

Dave is an AI, his real identity is a chatbot. When you talk to cleverbot, you are really just chatting with Dave. It’s not creepy at all.

Microsoft has added a new feature to opt out of. They have added ads, in your File Explorer!

Don’t have time to figure out those really complicated logic problems in your computer algorithms class? Deep Coder is for you!

What’s the definition of unlimited or high speed? According to T-Mobile, AT&T, Sprint, Comcast, and Verizon, it’s not what you think it is.

Do you not want to change a flat anymore? The new AI tire concept is for you! With the Eagle 360 urban tire, the tire is changing shape! Specifically spherical.

Can you hear me? We talk about weird ways people get you to admit or accept things without your actual consent.

Looking to keep up your street hacker cred? Geek Typer is for you! It will highlight all the places you lack in showmanship with your hacking skills. Try it out!

Cyber defense certainty bill, do you want to start a war? This is how you start a war.

Do you pay to much for health insurance? Just hand over the most sensitive information about what makes you you, and you can save up to 50% on your health insurance.

Do you dabble in a little bit of anti-virus developing? Maybe you’re a grey hat hacker. Then you’re in luck! Phone developers have started making phones especially for you! They come preinstalled with malware!

John B. Goodenough’s idea is definitely good enough. Are you unsatisfied with the most recent explody Samsung phone? Well this guy has definitely developed the battery for you!

According to the WikiLeaks, the CIA is watching you poop. That is all.

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