Techo Jihad begins and the world is ending! But first, would you like to buy a shirt? A war, reddit bots, a discord mod's McDonalds order, excommunicado from the cult of trans, Keffals gets cancelled three ways at once, CWC's cabbage patch doll, Riley's charge, Rekieta's highscore, and losing $100 a minute while listening to BLP Kosher.