What is a silent wedding? Why is plant-based meat a failure at fast food joints? How can you defrost your windows faster?

The answers to these questions, plus 2022 Quiz, in today's show.

What does the word "mistletoe" actually mean? Should delivery drivers scold customers who don't tip? Would you consider human composting?

The answers to these questions, plus Saint Nick vs Nick Cage, in today's show.

What candy bar is becoming a protein bar? Should you eat your cutlery? What does science say about midlife crises?

The answers to these questions, plus shipwrecked pants, in today's show.

Why did Los Angeles County issue a unicorn permit? Why are you more likely to suffer a heart attack over the holidays? Why are mom-centric Facebook groups bad?

The answers to these questions, plus Egg Nog Quiz, in today's show.

Should you buy headphones that filter air? Is cash an appropriate wedding gift? What is the biggest reason people use TikTok?

The answers to these questions, plus the Britney musical, in today's show.

What do books smell like? Are identity thieves coming for your child? Why do weighted blankets help you sleep?

The answers to these questions, plus beards, in today's show.

We are off today, so enjoy these "Least Worst of Matt and Kate" segments. We will also be off December 21st through January 2nd.

How can you stop yourself from sending drunken texts this Christmas? What are the most popular holiday injuries? Should you give your neighbor chili?

The answers to these questions, plus Christmas Tree Quiz, in today's show.

What are the odds of a White Christmas? Should you drink beer out of a leg? What is the time limit for using your phone on the toilet?

The answers to these questions, plus Toy Inflation Quiz, in today's show.

What Franzia merchandise should you consider? How will you get rid of your Kanye West tattoo? Does Kate find Nicholas Cage sexy?

The answers to these questions, plus ugly people with attractive significant others, in today's show.