Would you rather eat 40-year-old cake or Lady Gaga's 11-year-old meat dress? How much protein does your dessert need to become a health food? What would 25-year-old Kate do at the Garth Brooks concert?

The answers to these questions, plus using your Ring doorbell to do research for your lemonade stand, in today's show.

What was Lady Gaga supposed to do at the Olympic opening ceremony? How did Kate split her shorts and not know it? How can you score car-wash upgrades?

The answers to these questions, plus tax-free weekend, in today's show.

How will Matt and Kate remember Ron Popeil? What’s the difference between a casket and a coffin? Should you sleep while driving?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate has no internet, in today's show.

What's worse: cold kids or a cold burrito? How is Instagram taking on TikTok? What noises do Matt and Kate sleep to?

The answers to these questions, plus Native American food, in today's show.

Does stress turn hair gray? Should Kate install a toilet in her home studio? Should your seated desk turn into a standing desk or should your short chair turn into a tall chair?

The answers to these questions, plus lemonade-stand etiquette, in today's show.

Where will you be able to eat plant-based seafood? Why is Kate parched? What sport is coming to the next Summer Olympics?

The answers to these questions, plus Topeka love, in today's show.

What board game is becoming a TV show? What is the latest in marshmallow technology? How will Kate protect herself against a bunch of Covid-infected people at the Garth Brooks concert?

The answers to these questions, plus Nickelodeon nostalgia, in today's show.

What are the best 80's drug-awareness commercials? What are the most popular Olympic events? Should you buy an outdoor television?

The answers to these questions, plus Looney Tunes, in today's show.

How can you hide your Oreos from the family? Can you build your own pool without professional help? Do Matt and Kate attend Fortnite concerts?

The answers to these questions, plus drunken cravings, in today's show.

Did Matt kill his neighbor's plants? How is Kate celebrating National Junk Food Day? When is it too early to get school supplies?

The answers to these questions, plus hotdog toppings, in today's show.