Can Kate teach us how to make sour cream like the kind at Chipotle? Can Matt cook with fresh garlic? How do you pronounce ALDI?

The answers to these questions, plus unlocking life levels, in today's show.

Does Kate have pickle-juice regret? Do uniforms prevent bullying? Does Matt know how to use a calendar?

The answers to these questions, plus drunken school fundraisers, in today's show.

Is a sprained ankle worse than a broken ankle? How will Kate celebrate pandemic St. Patrick's Day? How many trips can you take to the ER with your kids before the authorities get called?

The answers to these questions, plus actors' failed audtions, in today's show.

How did Kate deform Patrick Mahomes? What's the difference between ranch dressing and ranch dip? Can your garden offend the neighbors?

The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state dip rankings, in today's show.

What sacrifices are Matt and Kate making for Lent? How does Kate spy on her girls at school lunch? Should Kate run Matt's dating profile?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate practices yelling in her new house, in today's show.

Is our calendar lying to us about George Washington's birthday? Can you make every type of egg in the microwave? Will Kate let her daughter shave her head? 

The answers to these questions, plus Tom Brady kisses his son weird, in today's show.

What are Kate's grievances against the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Are school cliques always bad? Why is Matt writing things down?

The answers to these questions, plus backpack fashion accessories, in today's show.

How many tabs does Kate have open? Why does Santa put gifts in blister packs? Is a junk drawer really a drawer of junk?

The answers to these questions, plus Velma, in today's show.

Can Matt learn a British accent? What word does Kate want to cancel? How much should you trust the children with Google?

The answers to these question, plus an accidental roundup of 90s sitcoms, in today's show.

Does low humidity cause bloody noises? Can PSAs backfire? How has Kate designed the stairs in her new house to accommodate falling down them?

The answers to these questions, plus potty train your cat, in today's show.