In a world where reality consistently disappoints, tech visionaries have finally unveiled the ultimate solution: creating a second version of everything that exists only in computers. Welcome to the era of digital twins, where every physical object gets its own virtual mini-me that’s smarter, more efficient, and significantly less prone to embarrassing malfunctions during important presentations.
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