Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

—The Avengers have a new, confusing enemy.

—Michael introduces Ted to a spooky new prospective writing partner.

—We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say

—A new slow cooker also educates!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht.

In addition to your hosts Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O'Gorman, Mike O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker.

Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media.

https://tedandmichael.mischiefmedia.com/ The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman

—Werner Herzog is up for parole!

—A new parenting technique uses a legendary comedian as its model.

—Ted unveils his newest impression…Michael!

—A morning show's food segment has a new spin on cereal.

Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht.

In addition to your hosts Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O'Gorman, Mike O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker.

Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media.

https://tedandmichael.mischiefmedia.com/ The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman

—Hogwarts is back with a new campus, and they've moved west!

—We present lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say.

—A PSA just for bros who talk too much.

—A sports announcer has no filter, and a ton of intuition.

—"Ted and Michael" is remembered in a documentary from the future.

Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht.

In addition to your hosts Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O'Gorman, Mike O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker.

Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media.

https://tedandmichael.mischiefmedia.com/ The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman

Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here's how they do it!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their time, and no one involved owns a yacht.

In addition to your hosts Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith, this season features the voice talent of Nick Costa, Jennie Harney-Fleming, Aneesa Folds, Dave Hanson, Mike Houston, James Monroe Iglehart, C. Julian Jimenez, Eddy Lee, Hallie O'Gorman, Mike O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Emmanuel Polycarpe, Luke Sholl, Lily Talevski, Michael Torpey, and Nik Walker.

Season Four of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones was recorded by Chelsey Cohen, with editing, mixing, and sound design by Tom Kelly at Clean Cut Audio. Gillian Pensavalle is the executive producer, and this season was also produced in association with our friends over at Mischief Media.

https://tedandmichael.mischiefmedia.com/ The podcast on Instagram: @tedandmichaelpodcast Mike on Instagram and TikTok: @mpsmithnyc Ted on Instagram: @ted_ogorman

Our end-of-season livestream is TODAY and you don't want to miss it: sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback!

See you tonight, May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link!

Sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback... it's our End of Season Livestream! We'll see you at May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link!

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Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com!

This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media.

A classic soda now has zero calories.

Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland.

Ted and Michael see a shrink.

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Credits:

"Diet Rita" Dad: Mike O'Gorman Jimmy: Michael Smith Construction Guy 1: Ted O'Gorman Doctor: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Guy 1/Jingle: James Monroe Iglehart Woman 1: Aneesa Folds Max: Nik Walker Sully: Andrew Bancroft Woman 2: Ted O'Gorman Construction Guy 2: Emmanuel Polycarpe Woman 2: Ted O'Gorman Construction Guy 2: Emmanuel Polycarpe Little Girl: Janice McIntyre Mrs. Covax: Hallie O'Gorman

"Churchill Plays Candyland" Churchill: Ted O'Gorman

"Ted and Michael See a Shrink" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Dr. M: James Monroe Iglehart

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This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.

Christopher Walken finally got wind of all the sketches…and he wants revenge.

A new Fraud Kit for people that want to look like they do volunteer work.

A new episode of the morning show "Top 'O The Mornin'" brings a guest with a dubious invention.

Ted prepares a Christmasey surprise for Michael and Gillian.

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Credits:

"Walken Revenge" Michael Smith Walken: Mike O'Gorman

"Fraud Kits: Volunteer" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle

"Morning Show: Penis Inhaler" Donna: Ted O'Gorman Kip: Michael Smith Bruce: Eddy Lee

"Ted's Home Alone" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle

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This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.

A new service combines medicine and lunch.

The singing bully is in the library!

Classic actor Peter Lorre reads Mad Libs, written by sixth graders. Ted's using a new phrase that Michael cannot stand.

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Credits:

"Sandwich MD" V.O.: Nik Walker Patient: Michael Smith Receptionist: Gillian Pensavalle Mr. Fletcher: James Monroe Iglehart Old man: Patrick McCartney Clerk: Andrew Bancroft Testimonial 1: April Sickler Testimonial 2: Aneesa Folds Testimonial 3: Eddy Lee Mrs. Harrison: Janice McIntyre

"Singing Bully 3" Desmond: Ted O'Gorman Harry: Michael Smith V.O./Librarian: Gillian Carter: Mike O'Gorman

"Peter Lorre Mad Libs" V.O.: Michael Smith

"Slutty Little Mouth" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle

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This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.

Comedian Stephen Wright performs as a baby.

"Sandals Paradise" is back, with another really specific hotel offering!

We present more "Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever."

Comedian Stephen Wright performs as an 11-year-old.

A guy fills his resume with truths.

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"Young Stephen Wright 1" Stephen Wright: Ted O'Gorman

"Sandals Paradise 2" V.O.: Michael Smith Husband: Ted O'Gorman Wife: Gillian Pensavalle

"Things You Should Never Say: 6" V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jimenez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman

"Young Stephen Wright: 2" Stephen Wright: Ted O'Gorman

"Resume Guy" Boss: Ted O'Gorman Joe: Michael Smith

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This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com!

Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.