Ted Jones World

00:30 - Ted threatens Peter with Soy milk
3:30 - Peter braves the great outdoors to grab a drink; not worth it.
6:30 - Peter tells the sad tale of his failed attempt at 100 days of Chipotle
11:30 - Ted calls Peter out for having 5 simultaneous beverages
14:00 - Does it matter who makes more money in a relationship? Is a big gap a problem?
22:00 - Peter goes out for drinks with secretly MEGA wealthy friend
25:00 - Ted forces Peter to drink the soy, DOES he enjoy?
28:30 - LISTENER EMAIL - 1st date drinking etiquette how much prep is too much???

0:15- Don't be clingy?!

1:30- Last Virtual EPISODE. WE NEED IRL VIBES

3:00- New Journeys

13:45- Peter compares his life to a Young Eminem 

14:30- Ice Coffee Weather? 

15:35- Peter asks a SOLID, "Would you Rather" question

21:45- Motivating Listener Email? Ted quickly realizes he says, BRO AND DUDE TOO MUCH 

0:00 - the boys are back in NYC and never taking life for granted again
2:50 - Ted becomes irresponsible, Peter the opposite.
7:30 - Ted has an awkward flight encounter
14:00 - Peter gets roasted for his plane attire :/
18:00 - Ted can’t tie ties, Peter rants about the decline of shoelace quality
20:00 - The guys lose their cool while discussing juice and water brands
23:50 - LISTENER EMAIL
32:15 - Peter brags about his foolproof Rock Paper Scissors technique

1:20- Ted hangs out with his ex gf...?
5:35- Ted quickly jumps topics to talk about a waitress he met who isnt texting him back
8:50- Toxic relationships
9:50- Peter and Ted, the POWER DUO!
10:55- The two day hangover
13:15- BAD drunk behavior
24:25- Too BLAZED!
29:45- Cocaine...?
31:30- Adderal VIBE
34:00- SEND IN LISTENER EMAILS

00:30 - Happy New Years! The boys talk better names for the second Covid strain
5:30 - The fellas was poetic about the BUSTLE of NYC and how it beckons their name

8:00 - A gal sends in an EMAIL inquiring how to handle two suitors at the same time
16:00 - The guys discuss love triangles and tricky relationship dynamics

20:30 - New Years resolutions - what will the boys accomplish in 2021??

29:30 - Ted nonchalantly drops mega-juice about his past ketamine abuse!!

1:00 Peter and Ted discuss their temporary remote life while Ted GROSSLY underestimates an Ironman 
3:15- Phone Addict
5:30- Too much vacation?
6:30- Peter the breakfast champion...?
8:00- The online dating world
12:10- Listener Email! (Ted Jones Fake New Yorker!?)
16:15- Peter & Ted get DEEP
26:15- Two Truths and a Lie

00:30- The boys discuss their holiday locations. Peter rants about redundant city names, Buffalo snow.
5:30- Ted quotes poetry by Migos and explains cocaine lingo.
9:00- The fellas discuss Peter’s christmas clothes and childlike excitement
14:00- Peter tells about losing his friend’s dog, Ted shares the city-wide scandal he created from a childhood fib.
18:00- Ted snags a boardwalk mixtape, Peter talks about living next door to a rapper.
23:00-Restaurant etiquette
25:15 -Listener Email
34:00 The guys chat NYE quarantine vibes and optimism for 2021.

0:20 Ted is Sleepy but POWERS through
2:50- Peter stays up late to research Pretty Little Liars  
4:00- The boys realize they both enjoy chick flicks
7:00- Young Mode
8:20- Peter reveals the best gift he has ever gotten (odd)  
10:55- Should Ted go on the Bachelorette!?
15:30- Jake Paul talking alot of noise
17:20- Listener Email
🔥
28:00- Peter going to Buffalo
31:00- VACCINE TALK!

1:00 - Ted gets into an altercation at Starbucks (he judges his performance, Peter consoles him)
6:30 - Peter tells the tale of being assaulted on the basketball court and plotting his revenge for a full year (not for the feint of heart)
13:00 - Ted makes a smooth transition to discuss the show Your Honor - the boys recommend you watch it
17:00 - Ted is a runner, Peter questions his motives.
18:00 - The fellas read a LISTENER EMAIL and advise Kendall on how to break up with her live-in BF while he has COVID.
25:30 - “If you’re going thinking about breaking up, you’re breaking up” - true/false?
30:00 - Rent is down, Peter threatens his landlord into rent reduction submission
33:00 - Ted reveals he’s too selfish a sleeper to live with a significant other

Chasing the Green.

1:30-How Big Willy got into slanging weight
4:30- How to become a drug dealer
8:00- How much money can you make as the LEADER
10:30- Dangerous activity!?
12:00- NYC Weed Mogul
15:00- Why sell weed?
17:30- Network is your NETWORTH!
20:00- Big work means big work
25:00- Cleaning that Paper!
30:00- Money Talks
41:00- Scaling it Back...?
45:00- Easy money?
47:30- An Open Book
49:00- Leave it Be