As always, please watch the video. And after you've watched it, please burn burn like a wicker cabinet with your friends Brayton and Gary! More segments, more nonsense, more symbolism.

Your boyfriend brings a gun to school? What a dick! I literally can't think of a stronger word to describe him! As always, watch the video before the show.

Suit that's white/special night? You know what that means. It's time for the annual Teenage Dirtbags Christmas Special! Join us like you do every year to celebrate Yule the only way we know how.