Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it.

This special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.

Picture this.

Brayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.

It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk

It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy?

Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

Listen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.

Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout).

And because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster.

And here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?

It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!

We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.