It's a spanking fresh episode of Teencenter live from our bunkers! Listen as the boys talk into the black box so that future generations can hear what a slow descent into madness sounds like. We do perverted parody freestyling, honor the late, great giant hog of pornstar "Wood" and even get into the two MJ's. Follow the show @teencentered, big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform!

After a basic hiatus to grasp a world where living like Punxsutawney Phil has become the norm, the boys have finally embraced distancing themselves from one another socially. Listen as they talk about Mexican folklore staples such as Duendes, Brujas and aliens like the Tall Whites, space travel, Willy Wonka day laborers the "Oompa Loompa's", Mel Brooks movies and more! It's a potpourri of wacky on Teencenter babyyyy! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72 & @bonehova! Rate/Review the show wherever you listen to podcasts ;^)

Quarantine, Warthog packs, Gorillas, Bison's, Bears and Boney's Taint! All kidding aside, we hope everyone is safe and healthy. But while we are here to distract you with pure wackiness, talking about animals killing humans and what Rockford Peaches we'd like to round the bases with. Lady's, pleasure thy men :^) and Rage On! Rate/Review and screw social media for the time being babyyy!

It's a pod a day! With the world under quarantine, the jerk trust had to go to the mattresses and record via the Houseparty app from separate remote locations. It was a real jizzeroo. Listen as Bones, BMizzle and JP ramble about nonsense in an attempt to keep their sanity! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @rickebones. Also rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform

BMizzle and Bones take a field trip to our cousin Paul's house. Otherwise known as "The Oracle", this old bastard is a bastion of the streets! Listen as we talk a little politics, the two Corey's and nature's sick joke of giving bat's big fat nuts! It's a Teencenter quarantine banger baby! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova! Rate/Review the show on your preferred listening platform

We're milking or Wuhan snakes during this quarantine with fresh new episodes of Teencenter baby! On this "Mini-Sode", we talk about watching inappropriate movie scenes with our parents, "Dirty Dancing" and the legacy of cocaine fueled producer Don Simpson! Follow us @big_lynch72, @teencentered, @bonehova

We are on lockdown! Quarantines, day drinking, two in the pink one in the Abe Lincoln! All silliness aside, we are living in strange times.. But at the end of the day, our humanity is what defines us. Teencenter is all about channeling our wackiness, but we still love being real when it counts. Listen as BMizzle and Bones talk about love and the pursuit of finding a good partner and lover. Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72 & @bonehova baby! Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)

It's Steven Seagal and "Marked For Death" talk! We gab about Mel Gibson and "The Passion of the Christ"!! We even fit in some Siegfried and Roy tiger talk for you silly bastards!!! Slurp from our shell of silly you crazy cucksters! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. #FYE baby!

A horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can truly understand what it takes to be a true thoroughbred who needs to spread thy seed... Until now! The boys talk about horse stud practice, Derek Jeter's "Skeet Shooting" and Bmizzle relives a traumatic moment in his life, when he pulled the old "Rosemary's Baby" and gave birth to a steaming demon! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova 

Pat Benatar once called love a battlefield... For friend of the show, Sean "Shorty" Mash, his quest for love has been akin to the Germans trying to invade Russia in WWII during "Operation Barbarossa". A lot of tactical errors, coupled with a grossly inadequate campaign. Listen as we talk about his failures in an effort to master "Operation Match.com"! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova, @sean_mash and rate/review the kids babyyyyy! ;^)