Teencenter

This was supposed to be a "Mini-Sode", but JP and Bonehova blew a "Monstrous Load". We genuinely tried to do a show that was concise and socially conscious. We did. But it always drifts into the "Church of Pump". News, Riots, Porn, Pandemics, Etc... Let Mike Horner show you the way!!! Follow us @teencentered & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyyy!

Enough is enough! Editing episodes and splitting amazing content in half to save cold hard cash?! Blasphemy! JP takes the reigns for this 2 hour plus masterpiece of silly, testosterone fueled talk! Pam Grier's big beautiful boobs! Marilyn Manson and the dark lord! Bmizzle's search for love, (As well as potential reproductive organ condensation)! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)

Skeletor? More like Skelewhore! We go butts first into Eternia with a hair band, GNR land and a D.C. Cab stand nipple branding of a show! It's nonsense on sale at "Uncle Pepito's Hand Me Down Hut", and boy are our receipt dispenser arms tired! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review us like the juicy gushers we are, on your preferred podcast listening platforms. Yahooooo, we are serious!

We've got Wacko Jacko, we've got wizards, we've got itchy feet! It's a real mixed bag on this magical episode of Teencenter! On a side note, writing these descriptions sucks! You guys don't read them anyway. If I wrote about my dream of writing a Liza Minnelli dinner theater mystery, where David Gest murders a foreign dignitary, you wouldn't care! What's the point?! Just follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platforms... You dirty animals you!

It's part two of our 3 hour long epic conversation! In this segment we talk about inverted nipples, the elephant man, the Ty Cobb's sinister parents and we even fit a little bit of Disney nostalgia into the mix! It's another Teencenter quarantine circle jerk! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform

It's part one of a long diatribe of psychology, winning the lottery and Charles Manson. We have officially dove into the deep end baby! Come dip your toes in the pool of wacky! Teencenter for life! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform.

This show is all about humanity. We are a bunch of wacky bastards who have always looked for ways to be human. On this special episode of Teencenter, our boy Young Gromit goes back to Massachusetts to sow his wild oats. While you are in quarantine, jump in the shoes of the rest of us scoundrels! It's slap dickery at it's height! A cool hang, with trusted people. Give @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova 5 stars and a positive review babyyy!

It's a spanking fresh episode of Teencenter live from our bunkers! Listen as the boys talk into the black box so that future generations can hear what a slow descent into madness sounds like. We do perverted parody freestyling, honor the late, great giant hog of pornstar "Wood" and even get into the two MJ's. Follow the show @teencentered, big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform!

After a basic hiatus to grasp a world where living like Punxsutawney Phil has become the norm, the boys have finally embraced distancing themselves from one another socially. Listen as they talk about Mexican folklore staples such as Duendes, Brujas and aliens like the Tall Whites, space travel, Willy Wonka day laborers the "Oompa Loompa's", Mel Brooks movies and more! It's a potpourri of wacky on Teencenter babyyyy! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72 & @bonehova! Rate/Review the show wherever you listen to podcasts ;^)

Quarantine, Warthog packs, Gorillas, Bison's, Bears and Boney's Taint! All kidding aside, we hope everyone is safe and healthy. But while we are here to distract you with pure wackiness, talking about animals killing humans and what Rockford Peaches we'd like to round the bases with. Lady's, pleasure thy men :^) and Rage On! Rate/Review and screw social media for the time being babyyy!