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SPECIAL: I legitimately have no idea what I'm doing; but here's what I can tell you for certain WILL happen in what will BARELY pass as a Christmas Special: 01:34 - Intro 06:31 - Pho-HO-HOne-O-Rama 22:00 - THAT Folgers commercial (You know the one) 35:00 - INTERLUDE: "12 Days of Xmas" by Norm MacDonald 38:54 - THE FIRST 8 SHOWS OF SEASON 7 (All topics & airdates subject to change) 57:10 - Our Obligatory vist with Santa We'll see you on January 18th, 2025...Happy Holidays (and I'm sorry in advance)! SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROCirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And our Patrons

SPECIAL: With the Boss out for Thanksgiving, and me not having eaten Surface food in a long time, I'm raiding his fridge to pull out 6 leftovers from our Patreon that are guaranteed to give Advertisers (and myself) some indigestion… Filmed in front of a Live bag of Marshmallows; if you want to skip over the wraparound segments where I'm stuffing my face with them for dramatic effect, here's what's on the menu: 05:27 - Dr. Pepper Ten for Men 22:47 - Ashton Kutcher's Racist Popchips ad 39:05 - "It's OK, I had Subway!" 52:44 - The BK "Texican Whopper" 01:03:17 - BK's "Herb" campaign 01:15:28 - "Bad Andy" for Domino's Pizza NEXT EPISODE: We'll do SOMETHING Holiday related on 12/22…just not sure what (yet)....what I DO Know for certain is that we will announce our First Shows of Season 7.

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Welp........................(Unexpected) Change of Plans...We'll explain... In the meantime, give us a hand (if you can).........thanks... https://www.patreon.com/TelehellPodcast

It's our Quasi-annual Quest into the world of Questions, Queries & Queasts (There's "Mr. Show" fans here, right?). If we use your question, we send you one of our Swag packs, it's That Simple!

NEXT SHOW: THANKSGIVING ("The Telehell Feast of Gluttony"; our look at bad food commercials)

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So..........Any Questions? Ask us below wherever you see a comment box, either on our socials, on our Youtube page, via e-mail ([email protected]) or even at the Main Telehell site (http://telehell.libsyn.com). Either way, I will be watching.

If we Use one of your questions, You could win some swag on October 20th (or so). Things like Vintage media, some knick-knacks, a few odds and ends, and other things I need to get rid of for space purposes...Yadda, yadda, yadda, legalese below...

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY, CONTEST ENDS AT 12:01am EASTERN TIME OCTOBER 11TH, 2024, QUESTIONS AND WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED THE NEXT DAY AND  ANNOUNCED ON OUR “ASK TELEHELL 4” SHOW ON OCTOBER 20TH. PLEASE ALLOW ONE QUESTION PER SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE, MULTIPLE QUESTIONS IN A SINGLE ENTRY ON ONE PAGE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. ENTRIES ASKED BY INTERNET BOTS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION. PLEASE ALLOW 2-3 WEEKS FOR PRIZE DELIVERY. IN THE EVENT A QUESTION IS CHOSEN FROM A USER OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED STATES AND ITS TERRITORIES, THE PRIZE GIVEN TO THE PARTICIPANT WILL BE A DIGITAL SUBSTITUTE. WINNERS MUST CONFIRM THEIR MAILING ADDRESS AND THAT THEY ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 IN ORDER TO CLAIM THEIR PRIZE. IF A WINNER REFUSES TO DISCLOSE A MAILING ADDRESS, A DIGITAL SUBSTITUTE PRIZE MAY BE OFFERED VIA GOOGLE DRIVE LINK AT WINNER’S DISCRETION PENDING VERIFICATION OF AN E-MAIL ADDRESS. FAILURE TO VERIFY WITHIN 24 HOURS OF CONTACT WILL RESULT IN PRIZE FORFEITURE AND AN ALTERNATE WINNER/QUESTION WILL BE SELECTED. WINNERS OF PREVIOUS TELEHELL CONTESTS MUST WAIT ONE CALENDAR YEAR BEFORE BEING ELIGIBLE TO WIN AGAIN. EMPLOYEES & RELATIVES OF EMPLOYEES OF TELEHELL, HORTON ROAD PRODUCTIONS AND THE SPONSORS OF THE SHOW (with the exception of our patreon subscribers) ARE NOT ELLIGIBLE.

SPECIAL: Guest host Scott Mason (Play Like a Jet Podcast) is here to guide you through the world of Sports...Particularly, Sports Gimmicks that were designed to bring in more viewers, but instead caused those same viewers to change the channel at world record speeds

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A little summer housekeeping... 00:00 - THE PAST: A little injury I went through recently, and some comments made on our Youtube simulcasts...

10:05 - THE PRESENT: Our shows for the remainder of 2024; up to/including 4 Monthly Specials...

18:30 - THE FUTURE: Our plans for Season 7, and how exactly we plan on raising money to pull it off...

28:52 - Let's Recap... NEXT EPISODE: 9/8/24, "Telehell's Wearying World of Sports"...also, can someone point me to the pain killers, please?

SEASON 6 FINALE: Having been captured by The Boss and placed inside his new invention, "The Genre-Mat"; He is now forcing me to not only sit through one of the Worst TV Shows of All time, but do so in a way that requires funding from a grant by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

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AND VERY SPECIAL THANKS to the Following people for lending their talents to the episode: Joan Bishop Sean Carney Kiersten Davis Andrew Dick James Hernandez Christine Long Michael Luce Darren Marlar Rob Maurer Yarnel Mois Darin Patterson and Nathan Ragland

A Post-Season wrap up in August; after that, who knows? See 'ya on the Other side!

The Wrecks of '98 continues with Malcolm McDowell trying to fill some big, rich corinthian leather shoes; as he learns the Hard way that not everything needs to be re-made.

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And Down the stretch we come for Season 6...Presenting the first of Three shows from one of the most formative years of my life. "The Wrecks of '98" begins with a simple question...did the world REALLY Need a poorly computerized Ed Sullivan to introduce novelty acts, or was this just a case of Digital Grave Robbing?

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