Would you rather be controlled by a mantis shrimp for a day and watch him do stupid shrimp stuff, or be the most wanted pirate on all the seven seas for a month in the 1700s?

A fairly simple question...or is it? Jack & Jamma try to get their heads around this obscure question and find out which option would be the best.

Album of the episode is Brutalism by The Drums.

Next week's album of the episode will be InnerSpeaker by Tame Impala.

Ever since the times of Columbus, the Bermuda triangle has gained a reputation for being one of the worlds greatest mysteries. However, have Jack & Jamma finally found the answer to this great mystery? 

Album of the episode is Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend. Next weeks album is Brutalism by The Drums. 

Jack & Jamma recently stumbled across Rod Stewarts epic model railway set online. Having seen this humongous set, the pair decide to embark on a quest to find the most interesting hobbies. Using all their research, they then decide themselves what would be the perfect hobby if money wasn't a limiting factor. 

Album of the week is Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand. Next weeks album is Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend. 

During Jamma's thoroughly well-deserved win in the 'Quarantine Quiz', Jack staged an episode after hearing that Finland wasn't a real country. Jamma has kindly offered Jack a clear explanation, hoping that Jack can finally see the truth. 

Album of the episode is Hot Fuss by The Killers. The album for next week is Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand. 

Inspired by the wave of video-call pub quizzes the nation has taken on, Jack & Jamma decide to do their own. Take part in the quiz yourself and let us know how you got on by tweeting us or tagging us on Instagram by using @telephonesoup. 

Album of the episode is Alright, Still by Lily Allen. 

In this weeks episode of Telephone Soup, Jack & Jamma bring up two of their favourite films of all time - Shrek and Shark Tale - to see exactly which Dreamworks film is better.

Album of the episode is Stadium Arcadium by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 

In this first-ever episode, Jack and Jamma discuss their in-depth armageddon plans.

Jack and Jamma talk through a revolutionary plan to scientifically modify Seagulls in order to combat the world's pollution problem.

Album of the episode is Magic Christian Music by Badfinger.

Jack and Jamma embark on a journey of conversation as they debate a truly unique conundrum. 

Album of the episode is Dear Annie by Rejjie Snow.