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00:00:00 - Timestamps

00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris

00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report

00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun"

00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now

00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport

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