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"Sharing and enjoying humor with friends and family. Let's get jokey! After each joke, you’ve only got five seconds to punchline the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's giggle-inducing riddle.

1st Joke: How much do dead batteries cost?

2nd Joke: Why did the cookie go to school?

3rd Joke: They don't want to be spotted.

4th Joke: Why do golfers wear two pair of paints?

5th Joke: What kind of shoes do bananas wear?

Today's Riddle: I bring a joke to its end, making everyone smile. What am I?

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