Tell Me Everything

Tell Me Everything

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Tell Me Everything episodes

  • This is Bad, Guys: A Discussion of The Valley, And Just Like That, and Karen Read is Free!!!
    On this week's episode, we discuss the Karen Read trial - NOT GUILTY! We head to NYC with the ladies of And Just Like That, and we rant about their stereotypical portrayal of the south. And, yes, we are ticked off about it. Over in The Valley, we need our schizophrenic bulletin board with strings to help us keep up with the tales and lies. Jax kisses his sobriety chip, only to metaphorically throw it away two scenes later. He can't believe a woman needs more than three bedrooms, and prepares to move in next door to Tom Schwarz. KING ZACK is the only one to stand up to Jax this entire episode, meanwhile Jason focuses he faux-rage at the wrong short guy. Are these the best days of our lives? What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Someone, Please Cheat on Someone!!: Tales from The Valley, And Just Like That, and Below Deck
    On this week's episode, we discuss Real Housewives updates and the new season of Below Deck. We rant about And Just Like That (Carrie being a bored cat-lady, Charlotte's entitled children, and Seema's out of line boss. Where is the feminism?? The only enjoyable storyline this week was Miranda loving reality tv as much as we do.) Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley: Luke's ice cold grill, Lala's compression socks, and Jazmine's near death experience on roller blades. The same storylines are being recycled over and over. Janet, Jason, and Jazmine attempt peace in an abandoned Mexican restaurant. Brittany files for divorce, and Jax prepares to leave The Facility TM. Can you really leave something you were never at? What do you think? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    1 hr 22 min
  • The Futon From Hell: The Valley, Summer House, And Just Like That, Karen Read, and Implosion: The Titanic Sub Disaster
    On this week's episode, we discuss Paige's departure from Summer House, updates in the Karen Read trial, and shocking revelations from the new Titanic submersible implosion. We rant about And Just Like That (swinging gelato, nuns, and clown makeup) and get into the final episode of the Summer House reunion and Carl's dental origin story. Excuse me, did Amanda say she had one foot out the door on their relationship?? We must have misheard because that was not discussed AT ALL this season. And finally, we discuss this week's The Valley episode, where our theme is "Why do I care?" Cameron's grandmother has too much power on this show! Brittany is trying to get her sparkle back in all the wrong ways, Jason is going to the dark side before our very eyes, and people are talking about a guy named Jared! J*x is still manipulating everyone from The Facility TM and is allegedly spying on Brittany - but she doesn't seem to care 'cause she has shots and date night! What is happening?? What do y'all think? Tell us everything!

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Heavy Handed Burgers, and Ringless Fingers: Southern Fried Lies, Summer House Reunion, and The Valley
    On today's episode, we discuss the insanity of the end of May, the AI disaster of Southern Fried Lies, and the first part of the Summer House reunion. Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Half of the cast are still pressed over Danny sleeping off the wine tasting, while Jessie and Michelle's fight seems to be forgotten. Brittany and Sherri "Bangs" Cartwright discuss Jax's new apartment and prep for the No'fin Else Matters party, while Danny and Jasmine discuss his drinking problem... at a brewery. This show is so dark y'all. What do you think? Tell us everything!

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    58 min
  • Chicken Jockey and Caviar Lunches: SLOMW, Diddy Trial, Summer House and The Valley
    On today's episode, we cover everything from HBO Max's rebrand, to the Minecraft movie, to Lauren Sanchez's Parisian bachelorette party. We chat about the Diddy trial, Karen Read, and the new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We then get into the lack luster season finale of Summer House, and this week's episode of The Valley. He who hasn't seen a friend chug a warm swig out of a tequila bottle while grabbing an EZ Mac cup may cast the first stone. What do you think? Tell Me Everything!

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    1 hr
  • Appendectomy and Infertility: Karen Read, Summer House and The Valley
    On today's episode, we cover everything from Karen Read to Ms. Leo (aka The Pope), to Bravo's Love Hotel. We then get into the lameness of this week's The Valley episode. Toy car = lame. Boyfriend stick figures = lame. Drunk AF gratitude circles = lame! Enough! Then we rant about Soft Bar (get a job!!), Imrul, and Summer House reunion rumors. What do y'all think is the big surprise? Did you like this week's episode? Tell us everything!

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    50 min
  • Wellness Check: Bill Belicheck, Karen Reed, Chef Tzarina & The Cast of the Valley
    On today's episode, we venture into Sports Center territory and cover the hard hitting news surrounding Shedeur Sanders, and Bill Belicheck and Jordan Hudson. We offer our opinions on the Karen Read trial since Laura Beth finally watched the HBO doc. Natalie obsesses over Chef Tzarina's slop and the beauty of Below Deck Down Under. And then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Did you miss Jax? Where do you stand with Michelle vs Jessie? Did you enjoy Luke on WWHL? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    57 min
  • Washcloths > Babywipes
    On today's episode, the sisters discuss Ms. Pope dying, hygene-tok, Karen Read and hellacious podcast ads. They dig into Summer House, Paige's appearance on WWHL, and the return of Carl's Herman Munster shoes. When they can't avoid it any longer, they dive into the darkness of The Valley. Does anyone in California have a divorce attorney? Was the voice on the other line AI? Did Jax stage the baby wipe? What do y'all think? Tell us everything!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • My Dark Truth: We are so Back
    The Simpson Sisters are so back! Did you miss us? On today's episode, we talk about the faux feminism of the Blue Origin flight, new TikTok scandals, and White Lotus thoughts. We then catch up on all things Bravo, with RHOBH mercifully coming to an end and Summer House raging on. We then talk about the new season of The Valley - it's going to be a wild ride! Are you guys watching? What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    1 hr 23 min
  • PLUS SIZED RHONJ Recap (You Subpoenaed the Wrong B)
    The gang is all here! Today we have Nat, Tas, and the OG LB herself back in the virtual stu. Together we recap the grand finale of RHONJ and the "Last Supper." Over cronuts and banana pudding, Dolores yells at Margaret like her sisters, Louis shows us more of his dark side while sporting a Transcend t-shirt, Melissa and Tre have a stare off, and Danielle throws an invisible water pitcher. What did you think of the finale? Where do you think the show goes from here? Tell me everything!

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    1 hr 12 min

About Tell Me Everything

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An elder millennial and baby millennial hash out their hottest takes on everything from reality TV to pop culture to their own chaotic lives. In between the carpool line and motherhood duties, these…