Tell Me Everything

Tell Me Everything

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Tell Me Everything episodes

  • Team Power Point: Chit Chat + RHONJ + Summer House

    Today we jump right in and discuss RHONJ. Like Danielle, we need an explainer of who is mad at who and why. Teresa misses the shore party so she can film some spon-con, and Jennifer Aiden and Bill decline the Gorga's invite. Jenn Fessler knows what she's doing, but we are still kind of bored with it all. Then the sisters give a sports update from the golf course in their We Don't Know What We're Talking About segment. We then discuss the Something About Her soft opening. Since it involves food, of course we have some strong opinions. Then we travel to the Hamptons where we see Satan in Carl's eyes. (We would make Lindsay a power point any day.); West comforts Jessie Solomon about his nutz; and Paige fights Amanda's battle to no avail. West and Ciara have a Gen Z convo, and Carl storms off, leaving Lindsay's suitcase in the dust. What do y'all think? Tell Us Everything!



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    1 hr 16 min
  • PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (What's a DM?)

    On today's episode, we chat about part one of the three part VPR reunion. We are in a state of "why?": why is the reunion three parts, why is LVP there, why is Lala answering everyone else's questions for them, why doesn't' Brock pay for the NYT, why are Lala and Katie fighting? What do y'all think? Tell us everything!


    Sorry for the bad audio y'all. Nat got a new mic, but she clearly doesn't know how to use it. We'll get it fixed by next week.

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    1 hr 38 min
  • I'm Clearly Gifted At Sales: Chit Chat + Summer House + RHONJ
    On today's episode, we cover all of the latest Bravo and Pop Culture News: Ariana took VPR out of her IG bio, SAH vs Chef Penny, OC cameras back up for Ohtani, and BH begins filming with Dorit, Kyle and some surrealism. Natalie spent her perfect Mother's Day scrolling Taylor and Travis TikTok (their cross arena flirtation!) and shares an update on the pod, and more! Then we discuss Summer House and Carl's inability to say anything honest while Lindsay keeps her cool. Kyle is beyond hurtful to Amanda, and declares he wants to be a DJ. Then we trudge over to RHONJ were we travel to the Jersey Shore and debate if Teresa said he IS a dealer or WAS a dealer. Is this for real? Make it stop! What do y'all think? Tell us everything!

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    1 hr 38 min
  • PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (Let's Go to Applebees!)
    On today's PLUS SIZED episode, the sisters cover some Bravo news (Dorit and PK are spending time apart; Andy gets some good news), and Natalie provides an update on The Eras Tour (she watches the grainy videos so you don't have to!) Then we jump into this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. The gang is having the time of their lives on the San Fran cable cars, Scheana is Sandoval's biggest cheerleader, Lala grills Dan, Jo eats popcorn shrimp, Sandoval cosplays as a mall rent-a-cop, and Ariana goes to Applebees! We seriously cannot get over how planned out this episode is - are we watching a bad soap opera? We will not be a cog in the Tom Sandoval redemption arc! What do y'all think? Tell me everything!

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    1 hr 38 min
  • Chit Chat: VPR, RHONJ, and a Special Guest
    On today's episode we chat about the worsening Twitter cesspool, Kim Kardashian, and the 2024 Met Gala. Then we talk about VPR and the reunion teaser that dropped. Special thanks to our listener for pointing out some Hippie Truth. Then we wade in the shallow end of the RHONJ season premiere -we're scared! Rachel is planning a surprise party for Jen Fessler, Dolores knows where the exits are, and Theresa scoops up free candy while screaming about drug dealing and dildos! And lastly, we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST join us after DJJK's Derby show! What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!!

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    43 min
  • SURving at SUR: VPR and Summer House
    On today's episode, the sisters chat about the RHONJ teaser (Wow!), VPR delaying filming, and Gypsy Rose "SURving at SUR". Then we get into this week's Vanderpump Rules: Lisa is inserting herself into the Chef Penny drama, Lala and Scheana are giving us whiplash, and Dan's hair makes it's stringy debut. Laura Beth drops a Hippie Truth Bomb that leaves us scratching our heads. Then we head back to the Hamptons for this week's Summer House episode, where Carl has us dropping four letter words left and right. Lindsay keeps her cool ("I didn't spiral") while Carl blames everyone else for his struggles except himself. We have so many thoughts! What do y'all think? Tell. Us. Everything!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • As A Founder and CEO: Chit Chat + Summer House
    On today's episode, we debut our new unhinged segment "Things We Know Nothing About". Listen as we chit chat about the NFL draft and the lack of manners in the league. Did the Falcons really need another quarterback? Erin Andrews, watch out! We also go full NatGeo and discuss the absolute alien bodied cicadas taking over the American South (sound included mid-pod!) And finally we get into Summer House where Carl continues to exhibit huge loser behavior. Danielle is wasted and naked, Gabby cries to her sister (Stars! They're just like us!), and Kyle puts Amanda's "needs" before his. Carl's mom and her husband shared their rehearsed concerns about Lindsay with Carl. We have a million doubts, and agree with Lindsay that he should take up gardening. What do y'all think? Tell me everything!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Chit Chat: VPR, The Valley, and Pop Culture
    On today's episode, the sisters chit chat about this week's VPR episode (We remain steadfast as Hippie truthers, we wonder why Jax is there, and we implore Scheana and DJJK to hire child/dog care providers.) Then we gab about The Valley (finally) and other random Bravo/Pop Culture news. (Pookie and Jett, more TSwift, and our current most hated TikTok trend.) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • I Give It My Blessing...I Guess
    Before we get into this week's episode, the sisters discuss problematic Mary from SLC. We have been against giving Mary a platform since day one, and she continues to prove us right. Then we discuss the highly anticipated new album from Taylor Swift! Natalie shares some personal news. Then we jump into all things Bravo, starting in the Hamptons where Carl waits until Lindsay is drunk to share some important personal news, and Danielle puts her nose into Paige's business. Back in West Hollywood, Sandoval is suffering in his own Tortured Poets Department at band practice. A certain podcast was discussed by the gang, Lala inexplicably wears a bandana to her donor party, and Lisa gives her half hearted blessing. Tom Swartz declares "It's Over" while Tom Tom is slowly morphing into PUMP. Scheana shakes Sandoval to his core by singing about a Volkswagon Jetta. What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Bravo Broke the Internet
    Oh my gosh, y'all. We can barely catch our breath with all of the news coming out of Bravo right now. We discuss just some of the headlines, from Potomac (Robyn is out PTL and Candy Gal is pregnant), Miami (Alexia is blindsided when Todd files for divorce), and Scheana and Katie star in a Chili's Bar and Grill commercial. We also discuss Joseph on Rachel's podcast, and the Bravo stars at Coachella (LFG DJJK!) Of course, we chat about Taylor and Travis dancing in the desert, heart emoji. Lastly, we discuss this week's Summer House episode (Kyle and Amanda are still fighting, Lindsay and Carl have intimacy issues, Ciara claims she misses West, and BOLO for Gabby!) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!

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    1 hr 8 min

About Tell Me Everything

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An elder millennial and baby millennial hash out their hottest takes on everything from reality TV to pop culture to their own chaotic lives. In between the carpool line and motherhood duties, these…