Ten Minute Podcast

Your father loves you VERY much and wants you to have a nice Thanksgiving dinner like the Pilgrims and the Native Peoples did. Are you gonna soar with the eagles or stomp around with a bunch of turkeys? You better not be a wazzling pozzer on Thanksgiving like Bryan Robert Roland and Christopher. Happy Thanksgiving!

Bryan shares his weekend hunting plans with Will, who outlines his schemes and contemplations for a dream ranch.

Bryan shares his weekend hunting plans with Will, who outlines his schemes and contemplations for a dream ranch.

Chris, Bryan and Will discuss what kind of women they would be if they were women instead of men and had never ever been men. Just women. Instead of men.

Chris, Bryan and Will discuss what kind of women they would be if they were women instead of men and had never ever been men. Just women. Instead of men.

A mildly spontaneous and totally inconsequential bit organically happens but then Bit Killer Jones kills it because he kills bits and that is why his name is Bit Killer Jones so Will and Chris get very angry with Bryan and try to understand why he is always being the biggest Bit Killer Jones in the history of bits and totally killing bits.

A mildly spontaneous and totally inconsequential bit organically happens but then Bit Killer Jones kills it because he kills bits and that is why his name is Bit Killer Jones so Will and Chris get very angry with Bryan and try to understand why he is always being the biggest Bit Killer Jones in the history of bits and totally killing bits.

The guys make some upgrades to their recording equipment while the content of the podcast sees zero improvement.

The guys make some upgrades to their recording equipment while the content of the podcast sees zero improvement.

Realizing that he has the charisma and character to be a religious leader, Will creates his own religion and seeks to indoctrinate Bryan and Chris as his disciples.