Every song is her best song. Anyway, if we HAD to choose, here's our official list!

Contrary to popular belief, we are NOT your basic, average girls; however, we ARE here to save the world with two new lists of the best original theme songs from our childhood.

Beware the Cabbage Patch internal gear system.

This week, Em and Lo go through their favorite TV homes! Seriously though, how does Carrie afford that place?

If you thought the first half our our list was unhinged, just wait till we get to the concept of "space capitalism" and "the Debbie Ryan Face". This is the second half of the wildest DCOMs list!

You knew that shit was about to get weird when that one kid jumped at did the splits.

Even girls who hate video games love Mario Kart, so we HAD to talk about it. Maybe we're weird, but something in Luigi's eyes screams "arson", so to mix it up we ranked Mario Kart characters based on what crimes we think they'd commit.

You were THAT bitch if you had an American Girl doll in grade school. Now get ready to see which doll is bitchiest.

Em and Lo rank the all time best Karaoke songs. Can you think of anything more fun than singing in front of strangers??

Ever look at someone in a hat and know—in your soul—that they wear it in bed? These people definitely do. This one’s a bit off the wall, but stick around. With TnT, the weirder, the better.