Tequila Tootsies

The Tootsies are back with a brand new episode and all the juicy hot topics you never knew you needed to hear. Did you miss Tootsie Tuesdays? Because they sure missed you! Join your two favorites as they dive balls deep (literally) into all things Real Housewives of Nashville, "Morning After" glam and most importantly the newest name for Christina's cookie, the Jelly Burger. No promises that this won't be a new favorite episode of yours! Lights out Toots'! Or maybe lights on? Let us know your vibe.

Eyes wide, heart stopped, the panic shits. A feeling we've all known when we've sent the wrong text to the wrong person. Good thing the Tootsies are here to kick off this week's episode discussing a DM slide about you guessed it, this exact sitch. I mean what could be worse than Nicole having beef with some NFL wives at 35,000 feet in the air, right? Or Christina being the newest commentator of Naked and Afraid. Mhm, you heard that right. Just pour yourself a drink and give her a listen Toots'!

It wouldn't be a proper new Tequila Tootsies episode without Christina's dating scene proposals to Nicole, now would it? Nope, we didn't think so either and you bet it has everything to do with Tequila, Cowboys and Money. Our three favorite things. Plus who needs Discovery Channel when you can learn everything you need to know from the Tootsies about Dinosaurs, Jellyfish and Flying Pegasi all in 20 min! We said it, you heard it Toots'! Now, grab yourself a strong one this week, you'll need it.

The perfect start to your week doesn't exist without an episode filled with a weekend recap of the Tootsies Wild, Wild, West adventures. Leave it to Christina to get kicked out of a Karaoke bar in Scottsdale while Nicole convinces a Las Vegas casino to let her get on the aux. But the best part of it all, is yet to come. We'll let the episode do the rest of the talking, enjoy Toots'!

Was there just an earthquake? Or was that just the Tootsies rocking your whole world with a brand new episode that will make you rethink your entire vibe. Conspiracy Theories behind children's shows, make-up stores and Uber drivers barely scratches the surface of this bottomless downward spiral. Oh and who knew the OG Celeb Whore is an A-list celebrity herself! You heard that right Toots', autographs coming soon. Cheers!

Listen in as the Tootsies go down an unusual path of all things outdated fashion, documentaries and you guessed it, murder mysteries.  Nicole's here to spill all the deets on her creepy layover stories while Christina blends the worlds of her usual celeb whoring hobbies with Netflix documentaries. If your not a Murder Mystery whore by now, we can promise you will be after listening to this episode. Oh and let's not forget about Britney, bitch.

Welcome to Tootsie State University where this week we'll be studying Geography, Anatomy and most importantly, Manscaping 101. Don't worry Toots', these aren't your average everyday, snoozer classes but the ones you'll be thanking us for later. Oh, and us Tootsies might've just curated our next million dollar idea that will be 'scaping a man near you very soon.

Is there a hot steam sesh happening in the background? Or is that just someone breathing into the dark depths of the microphone? Might be a little bit of both after a new, smokin' Peloton instructor lights up a bike near you. Good thing the Tootsies go full detective mode to uncover all the secrets that we're all thinking but no one speaks of. Heavy breathing, working out and the secret world of cheaters gone wild? Yes please. Grab yourself some cigarettes and Cheetos for this short but spicy feature.

Do the Tootsies even know what they're talking about anymore? Or maybe it's the Tequila taking over? Who knows. Hopefully your buckled in for this rollercoaster of an episode filled with tractors, boobs of all breeds and duh, hall passes. Wouldn't be a true Tootsies episode without an ounce of Celebrity Whoring, would it? Cheers to the Shit Show.

Ain't nothin' but sugar, spice and everything nice here Toots'. Listen in as Christina and Nicole introduce you to a world of Landing Strips, Sugar Daddies and all the boujee upgrades for your Cookie you never knew you needed. You can thank them later. Oh and happy bleaching!