Ever heard of Heartburn Medication? Trust us when we say, you'll need some after this episode. Join us Tootsies and a very special guest as we waste no time spilling juicy Tootsied moments that honestly, didn't think would make this our favorite episode yet. We also know your seeking true meaning behind twigs in cookies and wood chips in ass cracks. So don't you worry, we got you covered Toots'!

It's all in the title Toots'. Join Christina and Nicole for a stroll down Influencer lane aka the world of Instagram, FaceTune and Filters galore. Ain't no shame in the game, we're just here to own it and be the first to call you out on it. Oh and ever heard of Celebrity Whoring? Yeah, Nicole either. Listen in to hear Christina spill all the dirt on what the hobby actually entails.

Did someone say "Bachelorette: Tootsie Edition"?! Yes, you read that right! Make it a double for this week's episode as the Tootsies not only dive into the bottom of the bottle but to the bottom of all things Relationships, Exes and Addictive Rollercoaster Personality Syndrome. Just trust us when we say it's a thing, okay?

Welcome to what we like to call, The Tootsie Shit Show. Sit back, relax and pop open a bottle of Tequila while meeting your Co-Hosts, Christina and Nicole.