Terminally Online

This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different video game for acknowledging women/non-white people. Extremely normal stuff, folks!!

Other topics of discussion include: Special guest Pico de Gato, Livejournal nostalgia, anime t*tties, bear every time, thoughts on the new Bridgerton season, and funny Twitch streamer Squeex.

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This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to break it down - aspiring actor Joe Alwyn! British dirtbag Matty Healy! America's Himbo Travis Kelce! And...Kim Kardashian? Olivia Rodrigo??? 

Also: Why is Taylor singing so much about Florida? What happened there??

All this and more in the episode!

This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear.  Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: generational monikers, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, we are the gays, squish me daddy, Taylor Swift's new meme, and Hasan Piker feeding the gamer frogs.

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This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: Shakespeare could never, don't worry about it, woo woo, gory cartoon video games, and fun with Titanic.
 
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This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-ism. Plus, we provide updates on Kate Middleton and Ruby Franke. Let's get into it!!

Other topics of discussion include: how do??, beautiful and natural, herstory, Stardew Valley updates, a wholesome TikTok story, and Unpaid Intern.
 
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This week we're diving further into the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, TikTok might actually get banned in the U.S., Adin Ross commits a Top 10 Anime Betrayal against Andrew Tate, and a serious streamed Israel/Palestine debate gets unserious. Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: fun purchases of the week, join our (nonexistent) Patreon, an affront to God, the Dune popcorn bucket, and Hallmark movie pitches.

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This week TikTok has a wholesome moment, Smell-O-Vision comes to life (kinda) thanks to AI, conspiracies abound about the status of Kate Middleton, and a Willy Wonka pop-up goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: Space enbys, sharing memes as a love language, Hannah's Amal Clooney run-in, r/travel, and Tumblr throwbacks.

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This week a husband trashes his wife's novel on Goodreads, a woman airs out the wild stories of her pathological liar ex on TikTok, and an estranged dad finds a not-so-surprising ally in Elon Musk after his daughter goes viral for roasting him. Let's get into it!!

Other topics of discussion include: low key vibes, Ethel Merman's podcast, the Deadbeat Dad Club, and revisiting old video games.

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This week a woman gets cyber-scammed out of $50k, a popular streamer leaks his own gooning material, Wil Wheaton has a lot of feelings about Larry David attacking Elmo on The Today Show, and Taylor Swift's attorneys make baseless legal threats against the college kid tracking her climate crimes. Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: Margaritaville, just a little guy, I'm on Duck Tales, Larry, Chloe Sevigny's New Yorker judgments, and a memer's true legacy.

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This week the Grammys gets internet backlash, the dystopian future is here with Apple Vision's debut, TikTok gets riled up over a ceramic mug and gay bar drama discourse! In the words of Billy Eichner, let's go lesbians!!!!!!!!!

Other topics of discussion include: terminally cat ladies, BE NORMAL, blackouts, Will Neff, and jellyfish facts. Y'know, just girly things!