Terminally Online

This week the FEMA alert turned us into zombies, Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate have Twitter beef, celebrities fumble the response to the Israel-Hamas attacks, Hailey Bieber reclaims Halloween in the name of Jesus, men on Twitter jump at the chance to hate on women, and to get the taste of misogyny out of your mouth, we go over some examples of boy math. Buckle in, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Other topics of discussion include: Travis Kelce and Aaron Rodgers in the trenches of the vaccine wars, Hannah is in her Tick, Tick…Boom! era, Mothman’s sweet cheeks, and reading listener reviews of the podcast.

This week love is in the air! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have the internet in a frenzy, and then we do a deep dive on TikTok's Lisa Mia. What seems on the surface like (not so) innocent trauma-dumping through a Starbucks drive-through turns out to be... well, a lot more. And we do mean A LOT. 

Other topics of discussion include: customer service voices, everyone wants to be Joan Didion, low stakes Facebook group in-wars, and autistic memes.

This week a TikToker peddles quackery about healing eyesight through the power of thought, an influencer's meltdown during NYFW goes viral, and a racist streamer gets his comeuppance. Big week for annoying people!!

Other topics of discussion include: ambient noise YouTube channels, it's a cult baby!!, the girl with the notebook, and unhinged grandpa fashion.

This week Drew Barrymore, Bill Maher, and Jason Bateman continue the Celebrity Apology Tour, the Tabi Tinder Thief gets doxxed on TikTok, apparently men can't stop thinking about the Roman Empire, Unity Games is fleecing its users, and Elon Musk wants to charge everyone to use his hell site. Shenanigans all around!

Other topics of discussion include: Good words, everyone's a renter, my aunt's son-in-law's friend's godchildren, hahaha...unless???, deadly-but-cute creature Facebook groups, and me-coded memes.

This week Olivia Rodrigo spills her GUTS, the internet hates Joe Jonas, Tucker Carlson claims Obama has dethroned Nancy Reagan as the throat GOAT, and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis suck at internet apology videos. Let's get into it!

Other topics of discussion include: How do you do fellow kids, ambient noise out of control, Fae Farm, realistic tv cops, and Japanese psyops through cute Pokemon games.

Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again! Then Hannah delves into the recent arrest of family vlogger Ruby Franke on child abuse charges. After that, Tori explains the gamer guy meltdowns over the existence of pronouns. It's a terrible week to have ears!

Other topics of discussion include: Chess.com drama update, Primink is so back, and the adorable successor to Tater Tot the cat. 

Hannah gives a quick update on the Taylor Swift TikTok impersonator's latest drama before we jump into Reddit stories: First, a charity donation gone wrong (but also kind of right??) and then some classic Bridezilla drama. Let's gooooo!!

Other topics of discussion include: Christmas in September, deviant septums, Don McLean jokes, a rerun from Tori, and there's no crying in podcasting!

Special guest host Liz returns to join Hannah in talking about everything that happened this week: The Lil Tay death hoax, Rachel Zegler's girl bossifcation of Snow White, Lizzo disappointing a nation, and the viral TikTok Eurotrash dance song sensation.

Other topics of discussion include: Homophobic math, Halloween costume ideas for 2023, celebrity nose jobs, airport dads, and Bama rush tok.

Everyone's acting up this week! Hannah and Tori talk about Twitch streamer Kai Cenat accidentally starting a teen riot in NYC, the Alabama riverboat brawl that went viral, and then we're farming the TikTok maximalist interior designer feud for content, baby.

Other topics of discussion include: Taking the L, Waffle House, morally ambiguous cat paintings, and WEEVIL TIME!!

On our one year anniversary, Hannah and Tori wax nostalgic about the origins of Terminally Online. Then we're diving into everything that happened this week: Mitch McConnell's on-camera health scare, aliens are real and nobody cares, a lot of famous people died (RIP), a popular gaming YouTube channel faces serious misconduct allegations, girl dinner, and the NPC trend. 

Then Tori talks about why having ChatGPT as your lawyer is a bad idea, and Hannah dives into the hockey romance BookTok drama that crossed the line uncomfortably into real life.

Other topics of discussion include: going analog, iPad babies, women hobbies, and Tater Tot the cat.