Terminally Online

WE'RE BACK from summer hiatus and there's so much to catch up on! First Hannah and Tori do a rapid-fire recap of the news we missed while on vacation, and then it's on to current events: Elon rebrands Twitter to X, Barbenheimer Fever has swept the nation, Ariana Grande and Spongebob cause a big scandal, and the Writer's Guild and SAG strike are rife for memeing.

Other topics of discussion include: Nickisnotgreen is YouTube gold, and the OTHER double feature of the week - this one inspired by Jimmy Buffet.

Did Colleen Ballinger write the song of the summer?? Hannah and Tori dissect the now infamous ukulele YouTube apology, explain the unsettling Grimace shake TikTok trend, and talk about how the Smosh channel has returned to its original creators.

Other topics of discussion include: Stream Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo on Spotify, seaside recuperation, toy xylophones, no such thing as bad publicity, viral hip hop duo Flyana Boss and Dungeons & Drag Queens. Protect Brennan Lee Mulligan at all costs!!!!

Breaking news! Reddit goes on strike, and they're not the only one with downed subs... Some obscenely rich people get a more immersive Titanic experience than they bargained for. Also, streamer XQC signs a sketchy hundred million dollar deal with the platform Kick. Hannah and Tori are covering it all!

Other topics of discussion include: Orca solidarity forever, TikTok jukebox musicals, and p*ssing on Margaret Thatcher's grave. Happy pride!

Hannah finally makes good on her promise/threat: THE TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODE IS HERE! Special guest co-host (Other) Hannah is here to delve into the endless drama: Taylor Swift and Joe Alywn! Taylor Swift and Matty Healy! Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo! Taylor Swift and her very...ahem...devoted fanbase! 

We get into EVERYTHING in this super-sized episode. Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

To kick off, Tori gaslights Hannah about the apocalyptic air conditions in NYC before filling us in on the latest Andrew Tate mess. Then we're covering two literary dramas this week: Author Sarah Stusek feels the wrath of YA fandom after attacking a Goodreads reviewer on TikTok, and our favorite smol bean scammer Caroline Calloway somehow landed a Vanity Fair profile. Let's talk about it! 

Other topics of discussion include: Rainbow capitalism, tattoogate, Sofia Coppola messy vs. anime messy, accidental deathly encounters, and TERFs getting owned by their own ideology.

It's our 30th episode! This week Hannah is in her Eras Tour era, Tori enables a little catchup of the Taylor Swift drama, Jubilee has men rate their rizz, watch out for the Citibike Karen, and the annoying TikTok prankster faces legal repercussions. Lots of badly behaving people to talk about!!

Other topics of discussion include: elastic shoelaces, heated gamer moments, Bob Saget as the catalyst for the decline of modern American society, self-care is over, Succession memes, and nummy Tumblr garbage.

This week we do a rapid-fire news breakdown: Elon Musk NAMES A WOMAN (CEO of Twitter), touching on the complicated legacy of Heather "Dooce" Armstrong, Vice goes bankrupt, and a debut author has the power of God and anime on her side.

Then in honor of Mother's Day, we drama farm Reddit for some mom-related stories!

Other topics of discussion include: 9/11 jokes, hyper fixations, Williamsburg loft parties, Johan the stable boy, and Bostonian Lovecraft.

So much to cover this week! RIP Jerry Springer, damning Ring doorbell camera footage gets Steven Crowder in hot water, the unexpected star of the Met Gala red carpet, the incel king has fallen! Also, Hannah gives a deep dive into Ken Waks's true crime conspiracy theories. (TW: There are some mentions of suicide and S.A. in this episode.)

Other topics of discussion include: Latchkey kid tv viewing, conservatism means no wife, the criminally stupid, Disney adults, lost Redditors, and insufferable indie female leads.

It's a jam-packed episode with so much to cover: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon got shit canned! Twitter Blue rolled out and caused all kinds of stupid entertainment! Hasan Piker got a puppy! Bed Bath & Beyond is closing! Some lady on TikTok is mad about a public park!

Other topics of discussion include: PowerPoint parties, bedding decisions, secret messages through pizza, Low in Come, Stephen Colbert, and dwarf pussy.

We've got an assortment of stories this week: checking in on our favorite scammer Caroline Calloway, Nintendo is coming for your streamers, TikTok cake drama, and the extremely out of touch Miller Knoll CEO "motivational speech." Get a real job, lady!

Other topics of discussion include: "de-influencing," Correction Corner, I CAN FIX HIM, and Senator Feinstein's TikTok PR girl.