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  • #97 - Constitutional amendments aren't set in stone
    Here we go again with a new week. 2nd amendment rights are in question, and the President is telling us that the constitution isn’t set in stone. We think this is concerning for different reasons, but the most important thing to do is to freely talk about it. We got asked during this episode if we are still friends again, and the answer is “yes”. Conversations and discussions are just so abnormal these days that I think some of us forget what it was like when arguments and discussions drew us closer to each other and we could learn from our differences and disagreements. Maybe you don’t agree with one of us… that is okay.
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    China launches hotline for netizens to report 'illegal' history comments

    Saudi crown prince pressed France to lie about fake painting to escape humiliation: Doceumentary

    Vietnam ready for combat in South China Sea as naval ships swarm region

    How 'agromining' — farming plants that contain metal — could help power the future

    Video: Elon Musk's Neuralink says this monkey is playing Pong with his mind

    Ecological impacts of solar geoengineering are highly uncertain

    Las Vegas pushes to become first to ban ornamental grass

    JUST IN - United States threatens "consequences" if Russia acts "aggressively" towards Ukraine (AFP)

    'There Will be Consequences': US Warns Russia over its 'Reckless' Action in Ukraine

    Here’s What’s Sparking Tension Again Between Russia and Ukraine

    Joe Biden Lied About Gun Shows

    America’s Failed Attempt to Ban Assault Weapons

    What are 'ghost guns' and why is Biden targeting them?

    There are 400,000 more guns in Australia than before Port Arthur

    In gun policy address, Joe Biden exaggerates about background checks at gun shows

    Georgia House passes bill stripping Delta of tax break after airline's CEO slammed new election integrity law

    Apple CEO Blasts Georgia Voting Law, But Has Stayed Silent On Chinese Repression

    BREAKING: Secretly Recorded Video Shows Migrants Including Children Held Under Bridge In Makeshift Customs and Border Protection Processing Center Enduring Inhumane Conditions At Southern Border

    TIL

    TIL that in World War 1, Nobel prize winning physicist Marie Curie developed mobile X-Ray stations to travel to the frontlines and assist army surgeons and preventing amputations when limbs were still intact. It's estimated that over a million wounded soldiers were x-rayed with her units.

    TIL the US Navy is replacing the heavy and clunky control panel for the ship's periscope, with an Xbox 360 controller. The USS Colorado is the first to have the conversion installed with plans to convert all Virginia-class submarines with the Xbox controllers.

    TIL that the platypus have no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin.

    TIL when former 'Tonight Show' host Johnny Carson died in 2005, 'Late Show' host David Letterman recited a comedic monologue at the beginning of the show, revealing later that every joke had been written by Carson, who had been sending in one or two jokes a week during his retirement

    TIL Contrary to the publicized image of the upbeat patient joking with surgeons, Ronald Reagan lost half his blood and came within seconds of dying in 1981 when he was gunned down. His true condition was concealed from the public for nearly 30 years.

    Shower Thoughts

    It's literally impossible to forget things on purpose, yet we all get mad when someone forgets something

    People rarely ever use their glove compartments for storing gloves.

    Marrying a cousin is associated with really high and really low society.

    There’s probably a lot of GoPro video where the guy is doing a crazy dangerous stunt that we never see because they didn’t survive it.

    You don't understand how many things a muscle does, until that muscle is sore.

    Somebody is going to be the worlds first space pirate and probably just for the title alone.

    Humans can be pretty savage. Eating something's muscles isn't enough, rather we sometimes prefer to grind up the muscles and shove them in the creature's intestines because it holds better on a bbq.

    Computers are the only thing where too much heat can cause freezing.

    It's a thin line between being the cool uncle and being the weird uncle.

    A circle can be easily used to represent both a "whole" and a "hole"

    The more intelligence someone has, the more willing they are to admit what they don't know.

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  • #96 - Listen for the quiet part to be said out loud
    Vaccine passports, boats getting stuck, and so much more.
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    Hundreds of thousands flock to Rumble to watch Trump interview censored by Big Tech

    BREAKING: Secretly Recorded Video Shows Migrants Including Children Held Under Bridge In Makeshift Customs and Border Protection Processing Center Enduring Inhumane Conditions At Southern Border

    KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov's warning to America

    Joe Biden's 'Vaccine Passport' Sounds Like Precursor to China's Social Credit Score. Here's How China's Plan Works

    Naomi Wolf - Why Vaccine Passports Equal Slavery Forever

    If I were the devil ~ Paul Harvey

    Leftist Morons Spend Time, Money and their Reputations Creating a Spoof Q-Anon Easter Egg Hunt in Washington DC over Easter Weekend

    QAnon Claims Stuck Suez Canal Ship Used by Hillary Clinton to Traffic Children

    Controversial track of the container ship Ever Given that blocked Suez Canal

    Suez Canal: Egypt's First Female Captain Falsely Blamed for Ever Given Jam

    Egypt demands over $1B in damages after Suez Canal blockage

    DNA can be collected from air, scientists show for first time

    Filipino to China: Get boats out of reef

    Can China impose military force against Taiwan?

    TIL

    TIL that Walt Disney accidentally "kidnapped" Richard Nixon by dispatching his monorail train before the Secret Service could get on. The agents ran after the train and attempted to jump onboard but the doors had already closed. Monorail pilot Bob Gurr was terrified; Nixon got a kick out of it.

    TIL Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and hundreds more, started smoking at the age of 9, changed his last name from Blank to Blanc, survived a car accident resulting in a two week coma, recorded The Flintstones in a full body cast, and died only a year after recording Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

    TIL thick thighs save lives. Those with bigger thighs have been found to be at a lower risk of heart disease and premature death.

    TIL that steel shortages in WW1 is what led women to abandon the corset and transition into bras as we know them today.

    TIL that as of 2020, 4.5 billion people are connected to and actively use the Internet.

    Shower Thoughts

    Something must’ve happened to our ancestors for like centuries to make us instinctively clench our butts when something scares us.

    Soon it will be normal for old people to play videogames as our generation ages

    Finding and securing the ovarian secretions of highly evolved dinosaurs sounds way more interesting than “Easter egg hunt.”

    People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing wise

    At some point the Walmart "greeter" stopped greeting people entering the store and became the "receipt checker" when they try to leave.

    Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies

    It’s strange how depicting the creation of a human is considered more taboo than depicting the destruction of one

    There are more numbers than there are things to count

    Superheroes are lucky that every threat to humanity speaks fluent English

    Artificial Intelligence doesn't need to attack us Terminator style. It only needs to divide us further and we will do the dirty work for it, clearly.

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  • #95 - Electric cans and nuclear missiles
    Presidents tripping, more missiles being made, and Russia... "slow news week" is what they may call this, but we think lots is still happening. Join us as we talk through it all.
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    Russian pleads guilty to Tesla ransomware plot

    Scientist behind COVID-19 mRNA vaccine says her team's next target is cancer

    Elon Musk To Bernie Sanders: "I Am Accumulating Resources To Help Make Life Multiplanetary"

    Russia announces they will ban Twitter in 30 days if they do not take down child porn content

    JUST IN - #Audi discontinues development of combustion engines.

    Russia Gives Twitter 30 Days to Remove Child Porn or Face Ban

    Twitter sued for allegedly refusing to remove child porn (nypost.com)

    JUST IN - Britain to increase its Trident nuclear warheads by 40%, citing rising global threats, Boris Johnson announced today.

    Biden trips three times while boarding Air Force One

    TIL

    TIL When relocating adult koalas to populate new areas of bush, the incoming koalas are fed a poo smoothie of local koala poo so they can digest local leafs.

    TIL the Pan-American Coffee Bureau coined the phrase 'coffee break' in 1952, and ran a $2 million advertising campaign with the message that a 'coffee break' would give workers 'a needed moment of relaxation along with a caffeine jolt'

    TIL that sloths are almost totally blind during the day. In bright light, sloths rely totally on a highly developed sense of smell. Consequently, the greatest number of sloth deaths occur when they go to the ground to poop once a week.

    TIL There is an Austrailan fungus called "The Stonemaker Fungus" that only shows up right after a forest fire. They live underground in a stone-like mycelium and pop up through the ashes 2-10 days after the fire, sometimes as infrequent as every 100 years.

    TIL about Bill Millin, a Scottish soldier who walked up and down the beaches of Normandy on D-Day playing the bagpipes. Two captured German snipers would reveal why the piper at the front hadn’t been shot at. They said it was because they thought he was ‘dummkopf’, a foolhardy idiot.

    Shower Thoughts

    If we had buried people vertically instead of horizontally we would have saved so much room

    Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary.

    Taking down "lost pet" signs is either a great moment or a terrible one

    Pressing the ‘lock’ button on your car key fob multiple times is the grown up version of saving your game twice.

    When you die people beg you to come back, but when you actually do all you will hear is screaming

    Our brain is the most power computer in the world, and no one, not even the owners, have administrative access in it.

    If we ever colonize on other planets and Earth is destroyed, there will be inevitably be “No-Earther” conspiracy theorists within a decade.

    Water is never truly yours, it's just your turn to drink it

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  • #94 - So we meat again?
    Crypto art, more Myanmar happenings, Newsom thinks he needs to stay in place, trillions more in stimulus spending, and so much more. So many of these topics seem like they are all over the place, but we try and bring them all together as one big issue. Conversations are good, and will save us all.
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    House passes $1.9 trillion spending bill without one GOP vote

    COVID stimulus price tag: $17,000 per person, $69,000 per family

    Majority of the European Parliament welcomes the Commission's intention to oblige e-mail, messaging and chat providers to search all private messages for allegedly illegal material and report to the police 

    India to propose a law banning cryptocurrencies such as #Bitcoin, criminalizing the possession, issuance, mining, trading, and transfer such digital assets (Reuters)

    NEW - UK petition to "make verified ID a requirement for opening a social media account," gains over 100,000 signatures. Parliament to consider it for a debate.

    Selling crypto art can come with huge hidden fees, leading some people to lose hundreds of dollars

    At least 39 reported killed in Myanmar as Chinese factories burn

    California’s Newsom admits pandemic mistakes but says gubernatorial recall push is not justified

    TIL

    TIL the NASA Vehicle Assembly Building is so large, in fact, that it has its own weather. On humid days, rain clouds can form below the ceiling, requiring about 10,000 tons of air conditioning equipment to control the moisture.

    TIL Apu from The Simpsons said “thank you, come again” only eight times during the entire series

    Today I learned the black garden ant typical lifespan is approximate 15 years.

    TIL the soviets built a chain of remote lighthouses along the arctic coast, each one powered by it's own miniature nuclear generator. In total 1007 of these generators were put in place, several of which remain unaccounted for.

    TIL that it took Bose over 15 years and 50 million dollars to create the first noise cancelling headphones

    Shower Thoughts

    In harry potter, there were probably wizards who couldn't go to hogwarts because they had a speech impediment

    When you’re sleepy, the walk from the sofa to your bed can wake you up more than caffeine does.

    There is a sizable overlap between people who are suddenly skeptical about what they will put in their bodies and people who would take drugs from a stranger at a music festival.

    Sex robots will likely be riddled with spyware and data collection

    In the Lion King all animals except insects could talk because they didn’t want you to hear the brutal screams as Timon and Pumbaa massacred the bugs

    Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly

    Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option for the body

    Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.

    The difference between being a know it all and having a wealth of knowledge is how much you talk about it unsolicited.

    Turning your head towards someone requires an oddly specific speed. Too fast or too slow and its just weird.

    There are around as many human testicles on earth as there are people

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  • #93 - Why the obsession over canceling things?
    So much of the world is about canceling things like Dr Sues, and random individuals just because of differing beliefs. We think this is a conversation and that the answer isn't to simply erase ideas that you don't like, but lets talk about it.
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    Myanmar policemen cross border into India after refusing to carry out orders set by new military junta

    Jamal Khashoggi: All you need to know about Saudi journalist's death

    Artificial Sweeteners May Play Role in Spread of Antibiotic Resistance | Medicine, Nutrition

    https://twitter.com/jackposobiec/status/1368562874776485894?s=21

    Young woman with neurological disease writes book using eyes

    Why some Texas residents are ending up with $5,000 electric bills after the winter storms

    TIL

    At any point there are 12 to 24 serial killers in the US

    TIL that classic "old lady perfume" Lily of the Valley is irresistible to sperm. A study found that exposure to the scent doubles their speed and honing ability.

    (Study from 2003 out of Germany)

    TIL despite being depicted on California's flag, the California grizzly bear has been extinct since 1924.

    TIL that Alexander Graham Bell was a eugenicist and feared the creation of a "deaf race", advocating for the elimination of sign language and deaf schools in order to prevent deaf people from reproducing

    Shower Thoughts

    With pregnant women as their main consumers, "virgin" drinks or cocktails are really poorly named.

    A good vocabulary is only as good as your audience's ability to understand it

    As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers

    Owls are a major security flaw in the Harry Potter world, all you have to do is write a letter to whoever you're looking for and follow the owl.

    You know you’re an adult when you miss trash day and it ruins your entire week.

    The ten years between 25 and 35 are far shorter than the four years between 14 and 18.

    People are really shocked when actors turn out to be bad people when their whole careers are based on being people they're not.

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  • #92 - We finally test drove a Tesla
    Well it finally happened. All this talk about Tesla and neither of us had ever test-driven one at a dealership. We are here to talk about it, Chinese anal swabs, vaccines, and a lot more.
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    North Dakota House passes bill banning mandatory face masks: 'Our state is not a 4prison camp!'

    President Biden has authorized the Wuhan Institute of Virology to receive US taxpayer funding through 2024

    NEW - Poland to advance new legislation to fine Big Tech platforms up to $13.5 million per case that censor users or remove posts for ideological reasons.  "Poland spent 45 years under communism," the Deputy Justice Minister says, "it taught us the value of free speech".

    Gravitas: Pfizer's abusive vaccine deals | wionews.com
    China denies requiring U.S. diplomats to take anal swab tests

    The Final Straw that Launched My Facebook Lawsuit (Pt. 1) | Steven Crowder | COMEDY | Rubin Report

    Myanmar coup: Ambassador to UN fired after making three-fingered salute in support of protests

    State Dept says it 'never agreed' to China giving US diplomats COVID-19 anal tests

    First vaccine to fully immunize against malaria builds on pandemic-driven RNA tech

    TIL

    TIL Ancient Egyptian dwarfs were viewed as people with celestial gifts. They enjoyed high status, worked in the royal palaces and often held prestigious jobs. Dwarfs likely travelled from distant lands to enjoy life in the Old Kingdom.

    TIL Squirrels are behind most power outages in the U.S.

    TIL That glass used in movies is rubber glass not sugar glass. (Sugar-glass hasn't been industry standard for at least 40 years)

    TIL the Grateful Dead briefly toured with a PA system called the Wall Of Sound that consisted of six hundred and four speakers, channelling twenty-six thousand watts of power. It has been called “the greatest vessel for the amplification of sound in history”.

    TIL GoldeneEye 007’s multiplayer mode was so last-minute that neither Rare nor Nintendo management knew about it. The first time executives saw anything was when programmers were playing it.

    Shower Thoughts

    There are probably a lot of answering machines sitting in storage which hold the only voice recordings for people who have passed away

    They need to make biodegradable nerf darts

    We learn in childhood that we don't have to like everyone, yet it takes us until adulthood to understand that implies not everyone has to like us.

    Considering the divorce rate, it'd be better if people spent less money on weddings, and more money on marriage counseling.

    Mermaids would probably have thick abs from constantly doing dolphin kicks and/or swimming in general.

    An unskippable 5-second advertisement feels longer than skipping an ad after 5 seconds

    The first kiss in a relationship has become much more intimate in the last year.

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  • #91 - A Week Late Because of Ice and Falling Trees
    2021 really upped its game this last week for us and not only remodeled the top of Jordan's garage and house, but took out the power and internet. So here we are a week late with power and communications back up to chat about the ice storm in Oregon and Texas, Bitcoin hitting a trillion dollar cap, Senators taking trips out of the country, Wuhan labs/funding, and of course we learned a little and laughed at Shower Thoughts.
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    Canada vows to be next country to make Facebook pay for news

    Ted Cruz called Austin's mayor a hypocrite for flying to Mexico. Now, he's flying back from Cancun amid Texas winter storm

    WHO panel to recommend deeper probe into farms that supply wet markets in Wuhan

    Conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh has died at age 70

    Bitcoin hits 1 trillion market cap

    Texas's Power Grid Disaster Is Only The Beginning - Revolver

    Why some Texas residents are ending up with $5,000 electric bills after the winter storms

    Tesla Solar Roof - What happens when it snows?

    TIL

    TIL 80% of cars sold in Europe have manual transmissions but only 3% in the US

    Tobacco companies spend the most money on advertising during the month of January, when more people will be attempting to quit smoking, as New Year’s resolutions.

    TIL that Saddam Hussein had a copy of the Qur’an written in blood, which is considered blasphemous in Islam. However, destroying it is not allowed under Islam either, so the book still exists and Iraqi authorities still haven’t decided what to do with it

    TIL Jeopardy! Contestants stand on adjustable platforms so that they all appear to be the same height on camera.

    TIL a professional security tester named Jayson E. Street, was once hired to attempt to compromise the computers and networks of a bank in Beirut. He succeeded in the compromise and found several exploits, but was soon shocked to discover he had just robbed/hacked the wrong bank

    Shower Thoughts

    If all life suddenly ceased to exist, bots would continue posting on social media.

    Soon the Fast and Furious franchise will just be a bunch Electric Vehicles silently racing around.

    As a kid, getting dizzy was something fun to do. As an adult, getting dizzy sucks.

    Plants having the ability to scream would make the world a greener place.

    The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates.

    One day you'll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own

    "DING! DING! DING!" Has more effectively gotten people to wear seatbelts than actual laws.

    Kids need you to raise them to not need you.



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  • #90 - Tesla bought 1.5 Billion in Bitcoin...

    It was only a matter of time before a company with some reputation put some confidence in cryptocurrency. This morning Tesla disclosed that they had purchased 1.5 billion in bitcoin (a reported 10% of their holdings) and we think this is a big deal. Some doctors discovered something odd about the new iPhone that could kill some people, Google is still removing accounts for little to no reason, celebrities are mounting rocks to their heads and so much more. Shower thoughts were shared and we learned some things as well. Just to set the record straight: No Curtis and Jordan aren’t fighting. We have some different opinions on some things, but share a lot of the same values in life. This is what conversations look like, and we want to make it more common to listen to those around us an their perspectives on things that we may not see eye to eye on. We think it actually can make the world a better place to live, and it gets boring if we only surround ourselves with people we agree with. If you could join us for the “after show” discussion you’d see that we most always leave laughing at ourselves.
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    Fight over snow shovelling leaves 3 neighbours dead in Pennsylvania

    Tesla buys $1.5 billion in bitcoin, plans to accept it as payment

    Rapper Lil Uzi Vert's $24 million diamond forehead piercing explained

    Tesla buys $1.5 billion in bitcoin, plans to accept it as payment

    Tesla Buys $1.5 Billion in Bitcoin: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

    Terraria developer cancels Stadia version after Google account lockout
    Henry Ford Cardiologists Find Apple iPhone 12 Magnet Deactivates Implantable Cardiac Devices

    TIL

    TIL sand is the second-most consumed resource on the planet (after water) and we're running out of it. The problem lies in the type of sand we are using. Desert sand is largely useless to us. The overwhelming bulk of the sand we harvest goes to make concrete, and for that purpose, desert sand grains are the wrong shape. Eroded by wind rather than water, they are too smooth and rounded to lock together to form stable concrete. The sand we need is the more angular stuff found in the beds, banks, and floodplains of rivers, as well as in lakes and on the seashore. Why the world is running out of sand

    TIL The search to recover debris from the Challenger disaster in 1986 also resulted in the discovery of 13 shipwrecks, two lost airplanes and 25 kilos of cocaine

    TIL Shia LaBeouf came under heavy fire for plagiarizing his directorial debut in 2012. When he publicly apologized to the original artist, Dan Clowes, people discovered that Shia's apology was itself plagiarized verbatim off a Yahoo Answers post from 2010.

    Shower Thoughts

    If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

    It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include “barely used” in the description

    When the secret to immortality is discovered we won't notice for a good fifty years before we realize the billionaires aren't just taking good care of themselves.

    A Nestle Crunch bar is beans and rice.

    Hockey is a sport. Fighting is a sport. Hockey is the only sport that allows you to take a break and play another sport in the middle of a game.

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  • #89 - GameStop, Reddit, and Hedge Funds oh my!
    In this episode we cover some COVID updates, this week in the news, and a lot about the ongoing GameStop stock situation. So much covered, and lots of good links in our show notes at our website. We got into some TIL's and Shower Thoughts as well.
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    Steve Hilton unveils new evidence linking COVID-19 origins to US-funded research in China (video we talked about in Podcast)

    Myanmar's military takes power in coup, detains Suu Kyi

    Myanmar profile - Timeline

    Dustin Diamond dead from carcinoma, a form of cancer

    'Never Out Of The Woods': COVID Study Finds Disease Remains In Brain After Recovery

    Calling Wall Street's Bluff | Josh Hawley

    Tech Populists vs. Wall Street Oligarchs

    Dr. Anthony Fauci: The Highest Paid Employee In The Entire U.S. Federal Government

    wallstreetbets @WallStreetBets_  2d · ·  Edited Another question, that was part of the same previous question. Do I think AOC or Ted Cruz will do anything about this? (GAB)

    Tech Populists vs. Wall Street Oligarchs

    Robinhood faces backlash from both parties for limiting trades

     Elon Musk @elonmusk · Jan 28 u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but  u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons

    Ok, since a lot of people seem confused, I'll explain what's going on with GME.  Brace yourselves. This is gonna be a long thread

    https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lafh4d/in_case_you_needed_proof_that_there_are_imposters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

    GME Stock: Redditors Bet on $5,000 Target for GameStop as Elon Musk Dives In

    TIL

    TIL horses can't vomit because they have a strong lower esophageal sphincter that acts as a one-way valve, preventing food from coming up.

    ——(Humans have a treatment option for constant acid reflux can be a ring of magnets around the base of the esophagus that opens when you swallow and closes otherwise to hold back the acid.)

    TIL That both testosterone levels and testicle volume were negatively correlated with paternal caregiving. This suggest that the biology of human males reflects a trade-off between mating effort and parenting effort.

    TIL that Iceland has largest banana plantation in Europe. They use geothermal energy to heat greenhouses, allowing for the production of tropical fruits like banananas.

    Shower Thoughts

    Driving an old car is indicative of being poor while driving a REALLY old car is indicative of being classy and wealthy.

    There's so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour

    Independence from Britain is one of the most internationally celebrated holidays around the world.

    We’d probably see a big drop in processed food sales if companies put the ‘Packaged On’ date, in addition to the ‘Expires On” date.

    When you need to roll a 6, but the die shows a 5 you think „that was close“ even though it’s not really true.

    Bamboo forests are actually fields because bamboo is actually a type of grass.

    Up and down are opposites but asking someone if they're up for something is exactly the same asking if they're down for something.

    Independence from Britain is one of the most internationally celebrated holidays around the world.

    Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here on Earth.

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  • #88 - Executive Orders, riots, wars, and soldiers sleeping on floors
    From the Keystone XL pipeline to the pope drinking Yoohoo... We cover a lot of ground. Some additional thoughts on freespeech and what that looks like for social media company's and some highlights of the week (of course Bernie Memes). TIL's were had and shower thoughts to top it off. See ya'll next week!!!

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    The Hong Kong migrants fleeing to start new lives in the UK

    'The Most Popular President Ever' is Getting DESTROYED by 'Dislikes' on YouTube.

    In Text Messages, Biden Voters Already Regret Their Vote

    Tulsi Gabbard: Domestic Terrorism Bill Is 'a Targeting of Almost Half of the Country'

    HOT MIC: Biden Says 'I Don't Know What I'm Signing,' Signs Executive Order Anyway

    Opinion | Joe Biden’s First Day Began the End of Girls’ Sports

    EXC: Biden Just Picked A CIA Director With a 7-Year-Long Relationship with Chinese Communist Party Fronts

    Antifa rioters smash windows at Oregon Democratic Party Portland HQ

    Report: Biden killed 52K American jobs on day 1 in office

    KEYSTONE XL THREAD: The irony is that the Keystone pipeline from Alberta, Canada to Port Arthur, Louisiana ALREADY delivers more than 550,000 barrels of oil per day. So what did President Biden cancel?

    BREAKING: Union leaders have been calling Biden like crazy  ‘Wall, pipelines, gas, coal, etc..all of these work sites are closing on a daily basis thanks to his EO's...they're being told to call back in a few weeks, some calls aren't even answered,’ says WH official

    New Biden admin picks a fight with Israel; Trudeau caves on KeystoneXL cancellation

    NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBES NOW EAGER TO JOIN PATRIOT PARTY??? - TheDonald

    Biden's pause on oil cause for big concern in New Mexico

     Benny @bennyjohnson · Jan 21 MILITARY SOURCE IN DC: “For the last week my battalion has been sleeping on the floor in the Senate cafeteria. Today the Senate kicked us out & moved us to a cold parking garage. 5000 soldiers. 1 power outlet. One bathroom. This is how Joe Biden’s America treats solders.”

    Biden apologizes to National Guard chief after 5,000 soldiers had to reportedly sleep in a DC parking garage with only one bathroom

    Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Pulls National Guard From D.C. After Soldiers Found Sleeping In Parking Garage

    National Guard troops kicked out of Senate are back in Capitol following outrage from lawmakers, public

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    TIL

    TIL that four high-school students in the ‘70s are the reason we no longer have pay toilets in America. They were able to successfully lobby against the issue. 8 years later, pay toilets were all but nonexistent throughout the US.

    TIL a majority of the people Christopher Walken interacted with as a child were non-native English speakers, including his father. Walken attributes his unique halting speaking style to watching people hesitate to think of the right English word.

    TIL Pope John Paul II liked Yoohoo. During his visit to Denver, Colorado, he requested a couple of cases be brought back with him. Because popes don't give commercial endorsements, the Vatican was forced to release a statement denying the pope had a preference for American chocolate milk drinks.

    Shower Thoughts

    Adulthood is when you don't care that some of your friends are multiple years younger than you.

    One day we all just stopped printing directions from Mapquest and Google Maps without realizing

    Getting kicked in the nuts causes you to exhale with great force, so it may be a effective alternative to the Heimlich maneuver.

    If a human developed the ability to selectively erase the memory of others, we wouldn't even know it.

    Even though Uber drivers drive a car all day, they walk to work.

    If you don't pay taxes, you get sent to a place you don't have to pay taxes

    The odds of you dying at any moment are never 0%

    Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy.

    People mostly use their drivers license to purchase something that inhibits their ability to drive.

    Texas was briefly a colony of France for five years in the late 1600s. During those five years, "Texas Toast" was also technically French toast.

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