Texas Podcast Massacre

This week we start our Man vs. Animal theme with the listener requested Dutch comedy/CGI lion horror film Uncaged. We dig into the animals that should terrorize other cities and Nate's Netherlands stories.

Segments:

• Debate Question (9:00): What is the animal that should terrorize Houston?
• Movie Review (21:30): Uncaged (2020)
• Final Cut (61:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we wish you a happy belated Father's Day with an example of some of the worst children in cinema: The Lodge. We debate how to get back at your parents and dig into one of the most oblivious fathers in horror history.

Segments:

• Horror News (05:20)
• Movie Review (27:40): The Lodge (2020)
• Final Cut (65:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we invite our co-worker and Unsuspecting Victim Matt back to the podcast to review 2017's office-based virus movie Mayhem streaming on Shudder.

Segments:

• Debate Question (05:50): What are your top and bottom 3 bands?
• Movie Review (24:45): Mayhem (2017)
• Final Cut (68:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we try to be kind and rewind with Unsuspecting Victim Kirti while we review a request from friend of the show Drew Yari: V/H/S. We discuss the most unlikeable characters in TV and film and dig into the terrible, terrible people in these VHS tapes.

Segments:

• Debate Question (07:15): What are the worst characters in Film/TV?
• Movie Review (18:55): V/H/S (2012)
• Final Cut (79:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

We enter week one of Lisa's maternity leave with a fantastic video message made possible by friend-of-the-show Victor, a conversation about Dracula numerical films and review 2018's Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich.

Segments:

• Debate Question (15:45): What culture would your murder puppets have?
• Movie Review (22:35): Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)
• Final Cut (72:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

For the 4th and final week of #MayNightShyamalan we review listener poll winner Signs. We dig into M. Night Shyamalan's second major film and heavily critique alien military strategy.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:40): What bad habit of yours would come in handy against aliens?
• Movie Review (13:20): Signs (2002)
• Final Cut (63:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

For Week 3 of #MayNightShyamalan we team up with TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the world's worst elevator ride, 2010's Devil. We debate the best on-screen devil performance and dig into this M. Night Shyamalan written thriller.

Segments:

• Tingle Monster discussion (05:25): http://omeleto.com/253187/
• Debate Question (8:40): What is the best on-screen devil performance?
• Movie Review (16:20): Devil (2010)
• Final Cut (63:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

For Week 2 of #MayNightShyamalan we take on the Plantdemic disaster movie and overall disaster The Happening. We debate better onscreen chemistry duos, wind physics, and unbelievable science teachers.

Segments:

• Debate Question (10:25): What leads are you casting in this movie?
• Movie Review (22:25): The Happening (2008)
• Final Cut (68:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

For a little twist to everyone's quarantine, we're spending the entire month of May reviewing the movies of M. Night Shyamalan. #MayNightShyamalan kicks off this week with The Visit where we discuss adult diapers, kid rap, and oven cleaning.

Segments:

• Debate Question (07:15): What was your first Shyamalan experience?
• Movie Review (22:15): The Visit (2015)
• Final Cut (71:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we continue our quarantine with listener pick The Shed! We debate what we did to deserve this and our favorite ways to destroy a shed with a vampire inside.

Segments:

• Debate Question (05:35): What did we do to deserve this?
• Movie Review (16:11): The Shed (2019)
• What Would I Do Differently? (49:50)
• Final Cut (58:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!