Texas Podcast Massacre

The Insidious elevator pitch: Neglected middle children. Off-brand Poltergeist psychics. Astral projections. Creepy kid drawings that explain EVERYTHING.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Drew from the Drew Yari Podcast as they debate ghost musical choices and dig "further' into 2010's Insidious.

• Debate Question (06:35): What music would you use to haunt people if you were a ghost?
• Movie Review (14:58): Insidious (2010)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:11:48)
• Sequel Pitch (01:16:50)
• Final Cut (01:22:09): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Lost Boys elevator pitch: The murder capital of the world. Wearing sunglasses at night. Little sisters crying. Headbanging to saxophone solos.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Jill as they head to the pier, talk about comic books, and review 80's teen horror classic Lost Boys.

• Halloween Trivia Game (12:39): Trivial Pursuit: Horror Movie Edition
• Movie Review (28:02): Lost Boys (1987)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:10:27)
• Sequel Pitch (01:13:53)
• Final Cut (01:22:19): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This year we've been watching horror movies every day as part of 31 Days of Halloween and want to share our thoughts on how it's going with all of you!

• Lisa comes up with a MOSTLY accurate movie game
• Best picks for Unsuspecting Victims
• Best picks for horror fans
• Favorite Halloween movies and traditions
• And more!!!

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, TuneinRadio and all your other podcast platforms. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Halloween elevator pitch: Questionable patient care. Podcasters with no morals (not us!). Battles 40 years in the making. The luckiest baby in the world.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victims Taylor and John as they fortify the podcast studio and review 2018's most anticipated horror film Halloween.

• Debate Question (06:00): What trap do you add to your Doomsday Home?
• Spoiler-Free Movie Review (16:18): Halloween (2018)
• Movie Review (40:36): Halloween (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:13:41)
• Sequel Pitch (01:19:12)
• Final Cut (01:24:34): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Apostle elevator pitch: "Purification" devices. Welsh islands. Dan Stevens crushing as usual. Peculiar agricultural practices.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they look for their kidnapped Unsuspecting Victim and discuss the Wicker Man inspired Netflix film Apostle.

As we mention in the episode, our frequent Unsuspecting Victim Tom is currently in the hospital for a serious medical issue. He has a GoFundMe if you'd like to help out and anything would be appreciated. We figure it's the least we could do considering he watched Jason X and Leprechaun 4 with us.

Tom's GoFundMe Link: https://www.gofundme.com/tom-blakes-medical-bills

• Debate Question (04:51): Would you join a cult to avoid taxes?
• Movie Review (13:31): Apostle (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:06:22)
• Sequel Pitch (01:13:27)
• Final Cut (01:19:53): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Queen of the Damned elevator pitch: Nu-metal vampires. Blurry fight scenes. Aaliyah as an ancient Egyptian immortal. Jonathan Davis as a ticket scalper.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre on Monday as they bite into the film and Why I Hate This Album on Tuesday as they skewer the nu-metal vampire soundtrack of 2002's Queen of the Damned.

• Debate Question (04:39): Which singer should have sung for Lestat?
• Movie Review (15:16): Queen of the Damned (2002)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:09:09)
• Sequel Pitch (01:13:23)
• Final Cut (01:20:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Mandy elevator pitch: Film so grainy you can cut it with a chainsaw. Hippy cults in 1983. Some insane drugs. CHEDDAR GOBLINS!

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre commune as they discuss Nic Cage's horror history and review the visual feast that is 2018's Mandy.

• Debate Question (02:55): What horror role should Nic Cage take on in the future?
• Movie Review (12:31): Mandy (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (59:27)
• Sequel Pitch (01:02:08)
• Final Cut (01:06:36): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Slice elevator pitch: Ghost and human relationship dynamics. Framed werewolves. Delivery driver drug meetups. Everyone agrees that they hate witches.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre delivery crew and Unsuspecting Victim and pizza connoisseur Amanda as they dig into 2018's instant cult classic Slice.

• Debate Question (03:35): What musical artist would you replace Chance the Rapper with?
• Movie Review (11:03): Slice (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (42:55)
• Sequel Pitch (48:30)
• Final Cut (53:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the final episode of the season 1 entitled Romans and discuss:

• Bill Skarsgård flashes the creepiest smile ever
• Mitch and Lisa get Abrams'd
• Why Jackie Torrance needs her own season
• What would we do differently
• Overall thoughts and review of the Castle Rock season 1 finale

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Predator elevator pitch: Lots of DNA talk. Kids who say 'Assburgers'. More gauntlets than any movie ever. Every character gets 5 minutes of stand-up material.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and mercenary Anthony as they take on a spaceship full of one-liners in 2018's The Predator.

• Debate Question (04:33): What animal would you bring on your Predator hunt?
• Movie Review (11:57): The Predator (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (56:47)
• Sequel Pitch (01:01:20)
• Final Cut (01:06:11): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at [email protected], see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!