Texas Podcast Massacre

The Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Elevator Pitch: Spoiler alert: Jason's not dead. Dumb dumbs are killed. Young Tommy's cabin... and TWINS.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew in their secluded podcast cabin as they debate the merits of Jason's horror franchise reign and review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

• Debate Question (05:50): Does Jason deserve such a long horror franchise?
• Movie Review (18:29): Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:01:08)
• Sequel Pitch (01:06:12)
• Final Cut (01:10:05) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The First Purge elevator pitch: Literal political hit jobs. Baby masks that make you squirm. A murderer named Skeletor. Equilibrium-level gun battles.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate the Fourth of July horror film America needs and review the recently released The First Purge.

• Debate Question (03:27): What does your dream Fourth of July horror film look like?
• Movie Review (16:36): The First Purge (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (59:40)
• Sequel Pitch (01:02:14)
• Final Cut (01:06:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The They Live elevator pitch: Some very tucked-in flannel. Magic wrist watches. Intense subliminal messaging. Roddy Piper shirtless.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and special guest, Kevin Castle, as they debate the best horror villain/wrestler tag teams and review the cult classic They Live.

• Debate Question (07:15): What would be the best horror villain/wrestler tag teams?
• Movie Review (25:08): They Live (1988)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:05:48)
• Sequel Pitch (01:14:43)
• Final Cut (01:19:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Mom and Dad elevator pitch: Saws that go through everything. Running over your Mom in slow-motion. Novel uses for car keys. The Hokey Pokey.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they discuss how this movie is Mitch and Lisa's worst nightmare and dive right into full Cage Rage with 2018's Mom and Dad.

• Debate Question (06:06): Where do you hide from your murderous parents?
• Movie Review (17:09): Mom and Dad (2018)
• What Would You Do Differently? (57:12)
• Sequel Pitch (01:01:45)
• Final Cut (01:06:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't tell your enemies!

The Dream Warriors elevator pitch: Nuns who don't know biology, the superpower of speaking once, very flexible tendons and some small switchblades.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Linda as they debate the best dream powers and take the fight to Freddy in 1987's Dream Warriors.

• Debate Question (04:29): What's your Dream Warrior power?
• Movie Review (12:25): Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
• What Would You Do Differently? (51:45)
• Sequel Pitch (57:00)
• Final Cut (01:04:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't tell your enemies!