Jason Sudeikis won't return our calls and the restraining order prevents him from podcasting in the same room as us anyway, so our Ted Lasso episode lacks full mustache power. However! we have an action packed pod that covers the full spectrum of comedy: from douchey water to the most beautiful game it's another wonderful episode of TEXISH!

The boys try to tell at least one story all the way through, with return guest Mike Gonzales.

The Oscars have come and gone, and we're asking ourselves, why so grouchy? This week Texish tackles the big topics: where did the pandemic start, why can't we gamble on the coast, and who invited all the Californians?

SXSW is finally over, and we've got stories! 

It's SXSW and we're here to help all y'all hungry foreigners. Listen all the way through for our favorite, reliable burgers here in Austin. We definitely left some great spots out, so let us know y'alls favorites! 

We're gettin all sorts of cancelled on this episode of Texish! From blasphemy to jokes about people in mobile chairs, it's y'all's favorite brothers talkin' bout all things Texas and some things hot dudes throwin nerds off boats. It's TEXISH!

Howdy y'all! The boys are back with another review of the Yellowstone universe, this time tackling the one with Harrison Ford and the man with no destination. Get excited for another Texas update full of sneaky balloons and free ammo, and as always we talk about tiny towns and brands that don't give us money. 

With award season underway, we thought we'd throw our ten-gallon hats into the ring and give out some awards of our own. Let us know who we missed!

Two words: Lawnmower. Races. We get into all things fast grass cutters, icy Austin, and why this time it actually ISN'T ERCOTs fault. Hope y'all have your power back, cuz this episode is HOT. 

This week, the Boys are talking about missed goals, donuts on the gridiron, and how to land a plane. We hope y'all like comments, cuz there's a deep dive into the mind of a troll (as deep as that gets anyway), while we read some of our favorite comments from the friendliest place in the world, the internet. Bye y'all.