Heather Donaldson stops by today to read one of the most wild conversations ever transpired by two people. A guy miscalibrates his banter and makes the lady turn into a Dragon Ball Z character. Basically, she lays the frickin' smackdown on this boi.

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This week Lori Marie stops by. Yes, another woman on the podcast! It's more fun as for the second time in history, Textual Healing gets to hear women's perspectives on dating as well.

Our Tinder convo starts out fine but quickly goes into murky territory when the male suitor starts throwing out BDSM suggestions to their sex life five minutes in. It all goes downhill from there with the LOLZ.

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This week the uber-talented comedian Gabi Conti stops by to tell us about how she fell in love, as well as all of the various projects she's working on to basically become the new face of comedy in 2018.

We recite a failed Instagram convo that went last-minute awry (poor guy). We talk about first dates and how to do online dating. S*** gets crazy on the latest episode of Textual Healing.

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In this episode, Jeremy Long stops by to help me diagnose a contentious Bumble conversation that ended abruptly. But Jeremy, being the improv master that he is, gives a perfect follow-up response for this under-sexed bumbling Bumbler in hopes that he'll fix this relationship and turn it into something real.

Next, we announce last week's winner of the #TextualChallenge where Healers had to initiate online conversation with potential matches using only the rules provided for that specific week. Last week was "You are now a rapper." Listen to how smooth and funny that convo is.

Later, Jeremy and Anthony discuss the differences between stand-up, improv, and sketch comedy, and which he prefers over the others.

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In today's episode, actor and comedian Chris Cope stops by for a little Textual Healing and makes Anthony crack up the whole time.

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Comedian/artist/actor Brady Matthews stops by to help tackle one of the creepiest Tinder conversations in Textual Healing history.

Then, we learn how Brady wooed his current partner after meeting her at one of his Vegas comedy gigs—and two months later she moved in with him in Los Angeles.

- Anthony explains why he believes humor is a teachable skill, even for the most boring of people.

- Brady tells us how he balances between living as a professional artist and a professional comedian and how he manages the two brains.

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After several long months without your favorite comedy podcast, Textual Healing is back with a new crisis to fix. Today's special guest is one of the funniest people I've ever met: MARK!

Together we read through an OkCupid conversation where the two potential lovers fall into the age-old trap of staying on an overly interesting topic.

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Ian and Anthony finally successfully turn a failed relationship into a hailed relationship. Back in episode four, Abraham was swinging whiffers with Helen, his love interest. Now, after our godsend advice, they are going steady and ready for babies. Listen as we read the text convo where Abraham coyly asks Helen to be his girlfriend. It is both parts romantic and pathetic. A Textual Healing baby is born.

Anthony and Ian scour the anals of Reddit to lend a helping hand to a confused texter. They ponder the usage of the phrase, "I could just eat you up," and cover some strong advice for our Redditor.

This week's submission was a real, real risky text message. Ian thinks it's probably the worst thing someone could ever send to a woman but Anthony thought it was "pretty dope tho". What was said? And what's the backstory? Find out in this week's fourteenth episode.